A shitty and talentless band that plays Excrement falsely classified as rock music. The common Jonas Brothers fan that I have come across claims to be a hardcore rocker. When these fans are asked about rock legends such as Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, or Nirvana they scratch their head in confusion.
Jimmy: My favorite band is the Jonas Brothers.
Bob: What the hell happened to Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica? I hate this world.
Bob: What the hell happened to Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica? I hate this world.
by Coerce1 March 18, 2009
by this one's for you, zoe January 7, 2010
One of the four members of the Jonas Brothers "music" band. As sellouts, they have absolutely no talent and only appeal to 9-15 year old girls.
12 Year old girl;
1. OmG! i LoVe thE JonAs BroThErs!!! TheY'Re SooOO HaWt!!
Aboutanyone else;
1. see's jonas brothers on tv: Fuck, wheres the remote???
2. Bob: So when do you think the Jonas brothers start making REAL music?
Jerry: They cant, they dont have any talent.
1. OmG! i LoVe thE JonAs BroThErs!!! TheY'Re SooOO HaWt!!
Aboutanyone else;
1. see's jonas brothers on tv: Fuck, wheres the remote???
2. Bob: So when do you think the Jonas brothers start making REAL music?
Jerry: They cant, they dont have any talent.
by Earthling 12345476586646876798 February 28, 2009
The quintessence of faggotry. Possible target for assassination. Worst music of all time which promotes stupidity.
Teacher:"Give me a sentence for quintessence Johny."
Johny:"The Jonas Brothers are the quintessence of faggotry."
Teacher:" Excellent! A+!"
Johny:"The Jonas Brothers are the quintessence of faggotry."
Teacher:" Excellent! A+!"
by Manwithamilliondollars October 30, 2008
1. Epitome of FAIL and worse.
2. Useless pieces of shit that fangirls love to eat
3. Something about the worst music in the world aka wannabes.
4. JonASS BLOWERS
5. definition of GAY
2. Useless pieces of shit that fangirls love to eat
3. Something about the worst music in the world aka wannabes.
4. JonASS BLOWERS
5. definition of GAY
Jonas Brothers free time.
Jonas #1: *wiggling his naked ass* C'mon Nick! Harder!
Jonas #2: Okidoki! *shoves his sausage into ass* Oh!*moans*
Jonas #3: Don't forget me! *jacks off*
Jonas #1: *wiggling his naked ass* C'mon Nick! Harder!
Jonas #2: Okidoki! *shoves his sausage into ass* Oh!*moans*
Jonas #3: Don't forget me! *jacks off*
by pizzamanilla January 24, 2010
A terrible excuse for a pop band; A group of teenage guys that sing like they're just now going through puberty. Middle school and elementary school girls are ordinarily obsessed with them. Few high school girls are, but they're just wierd asses. Some people believe them to be gay, which it wouldn't be surprising if they did in fact suck eachother's dicks every night.
8 year old girl: OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE SOO HOTT!
16 year old girl: OMG I KNOW I LOVE THEM I WOULD LIKE LICK THEIR ENTIRE BODIES!
Group of random people: What the fuck? Wierd ass.
16 year old girl: OMG I KNOW I LOVE THEM I WOULD LIKE LICK THEIR ENTIRE BODIES!
Group of random people: What the fuck? Wierd ass.
by lissagetscrunkk October 28, 2009
A boy band that plays music nobody cares for. Girls love them, but pretend to like their music so they can win a chance to meet them. The singer, Joe Jonas, tries to be like Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones.
by PartyGoomba July 11, 2009