verb: the act of throwing a heavy ball with holes in it at 10 pins at the end of a lane.
noun: bowling
noun: bowling
by gototheconezone May 1, 2005
by Partaaay Gal May 25, 2007
hey, (insert girl's name that he likes here)! bowl-in!!!!!!! (tosses object to the girl that he likes)
by Partaaay Gal May 26, 2007
by atootechnical2 February 8, 2011
by jackson, j May 5, 2006
1) The activity you do after you've done everything else
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare
"There are two types of people who go bowling: there are the people that really, really love bowling, and then there are the people that are like 'wouldn't it be hysterical if we went bowling?'"
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan
by aaargh i am not a pirate April 5, 2011
Robber: What the fuck this?
The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.
The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.
by Sander Ginn October 26, 2007