kid

kid = (also kidda) friend ,mate, can be used to from a complete stranger to close family simply meaning my friend or my mate.
by kyle harper March 15, 2004
mugGet the kidmug.

kids

the worst STD you can get.
man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world.

man 2: AIDS

man 1: no, kids.

man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.
by urban asshole January 24, 2010
mugGet the kidsmug.

kid

look at that cute kid suckling on that goat!
by Animal lover! January 03, 2004
mugGet the kidmug.

Kids

The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.
Trippin Boy: Listen! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know

Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY!!!

(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)

Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?

Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!
by Enatap Ynohtna February 23, 2010
mugGet the Kidsmug.

This Kid

used when refering to a human entity during conversation or after performing an exceptional human entity activity, can be used in third person
Did this kid just finish his 5 page philosophy paper?

This kid just got himself a new pair of Nike Shox!
by Tom Sean April 21, 2003
mugGet the This Kidmug.

Kidded

The action of hitting something with an infant or small child
by Tekita rain May 02, 2019
mugGet the Kiddedmug.