Textbook Tornado

A nickname given to an Ohio girl who was raised in Philly.

Shes known as a textbook tornado.

by Stinking Lincoln April 17, 2011

Textbook buy-back

v. The act of selling one's text books from the previous semester back to the university. This will ALWAYS result in feelings of abuse, frustration, being ripped off, and barely enough cash to pay for a conciliatory ice cream cone.

"Dude, I spent like $500 on text books for class this spring, and I went to the university book store for a Textbook buy-back, and they only paid me $23 for the whole lot!"

"Wow! That's messed up! You must feel pretty ripped-off, abused, and frustrated. Wanna go get some ice cream?"

"Sure. Next year I'm definitely buying my books online, if the school posts the book list earlier than seven days before class!"

by GoLookItUp October 15, 2012

textbook virgin

Someone who hadn't done 'it' but did everything else but

Barbara acts she's so above it, little miss Holier than Thou. But that textbook virgin gave BJs to 1/2 the team!!

by Goldelox May 16, 2018

Textbook move

Moves typically made in the opening plays of Chess. Textbook moves are moves that are studied heavily and therefore have no thought to it. Purely a textbook move.

You see him just play Nf3? All he does are textbook moves.

by MonkeyBumGambit August 16, 2021

Textbook definition

The most obvious, simple and blatant defenition of something.

Regina George from Mean Girls is the textbook definition of a main character.

by AKG31 May 16, 2023

Textbook Pimp

a male who derives all his female wooing steps by first congregating with fellow, natural pimps and experienced girls, before even sending a text, message, voicemail, date, etc.

guy1- Can you believe Danny boy scored a date with Charol? Shes FAR beyond his league..

guy2- Well, Danny has been hanging out with that preppy kid, Todd who gets all the ladies and i've heard he's referred to Todd before typing each, and every text message to her. Psh. obviously it doesn't come natural to this Textbook Pimp..

by kx186 December 30, 2008

Textbook Mcgee

An insult for when you can't think of any other name to call someone.

Friend 1: Your mother. Friend 2: You're a... a Textbook Mcgee

by TheZeroFaReal October 22, 2010