tp

"too personal" or stop talking. Basically like your doing too much.

"I met her at a bar. And then I took her home and-"

"Bro, tp. We ain't need to know all that"

by su.lvy May 27, 2023

TPS

A report made famous in Office Space. One must remember to put a cover sheet on all TPS reports as per the latest memo.

Ummm...yeah....i'm going to need you to go ahead and put cover sheets on all your TPS reports.

by Skeeve February 07, 2006

tps

third person shooter

this is the short name for an third person shooter

by thom loos July 14, 2005

TPS

As defined in South Park, an episode in which the kids decided to post a false missing ad for Kenny on the milk cartons and a couple with Tolsatic Polarity Syndrome (TPS) claim the son is theirs.
Symptons include:
Speech impetiment of making a frt sound during crying and pronouncing the letter S.
Throwing up after consumption of chili and laxatives.
Ocassional belching.
A habit of telling people you have TPS when it is very obvious every damn second.

This disease is so funny it almost made Cartman claim he can no longer laugh since he "saw something so funny he will never see anything again that is so funny".

I SHSHSHSeem (Seems) to have T.P.ESHSHHSHS! (TPS)
It iSHSHSHS (is) SHSHSHSo (so) SHSHSHSHSad (sad)

by Erik Ehlert January 14, 2008

tps

Abbreiviation of Three Point Stance

OMG Asstaroth ruined TPS v1.

by TPSer June 18, 2006

Tp

Think positive 🏌🏼 ♂️

Wanna be a hoe? Cool, imma just act accordingly, Tp tho 🏌🏼 ♂️

by Luvxvro7 March 17, 2019

TPS

Stands for Tayfun's Professional Soccer
A soccer/football game on ROBLOX created by TAYFUN7

Used to be a fire ROBLOX game back in 2011-14

It has really died down now. The only good players are the ones who abuse plag like gay Pain and gay Crin
Uuurrr is also just gay cause he plays apoc.

The best TPS player of all time is probably Betuelman or FrozenSavage

Blacksamsufan1: Hey guys wanna get a scrim for TPS?
CrinandoTorres: Starts to argue with uuurrr with big weird word that nobody understands
Uuurrr123: Countinues to argue with big weird word that nobody understands aswell
Dooofi: Ya lets play!
FrozenSavage: TPS is ded
FuRyLegend: TPS is ded
iiMezutOzil: Im gay I play IFORS so YEAH LETS PLAY!
Picknmixer: Starts to ban people for no reason
Traucos: I eat burritos
Capello: ok
tvyp: wat
Painshinratensei: Im scripting

by aannonnyymmoouuss July 27, 2018