TP

Telepathy - popularised by such sites as www.psipog.net and other bullshit. A load of crap.

Fool: OMG I HAV DA TP!1111111111111!
Me: yes. yes you do.

by Marcus May 25, 2004

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"too personal" or stop talking. Basically like your doing too much.

"I met her at a bar. And then I took her home and-"

"Bro, tp. We ain't need to know all that"

by su.lvy May 27, 2023

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TPS

A report made famous in Office Space. One must remember to put a cover sheet on all TPS reports as per the latest memo.

Ummm...yeah....i'm going to need you to go ahead and put cover sheets on all your TPS reports.

by Skeeve January 31, 2006

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third person shooter

this is the short name for an third person shooter

by thom loos July 1, 2005

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As defined in South Park, an episode in which the kids decided to post a false missing ad for Kenny on the milk cartons and a couple with Tolsatic Polarity Syndrome (TPS) claim the son is theirs.
Symptons include:
Speech impetiment of making a frt sound during crying and pronouncing the letter S.
Throwing up after consumption of chili and laxatives.
Ocassional belching.
A habit of telling people you have TPS when it is very obvious every damn second.

This disease is so funny it almost made Cartman claim he can no longer laugh since he "saw something so funny he will never see anything again that is so funny".

I SHSHSHSeem (Seems) to have T.P.ESHSHHSHS! (TPS)
It iSHSHSHS (is) SHSHSHSo (so) SHSHSHSHSad (sad)

by Erik Ehlert January 9, 2008

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