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A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020
The act of eating a donut off of a penis
I am going to get some Krispy Kremes and see if anyone is down for some simming

The best way to eat a donut is by Simming
Simming by Millennialcast May 12, 2016

Stop simping September 

Every September, you have to stop simping.
Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September

simping for a fictional character 

same buddy
are you simping for a fictional character? same bud

Simpnest 

The culmination of the simp feelings you have from something or someone.
Sir, you have attacked my simpnest. I challenge you to a duel, Yu-Gi-Oh decks at dawn!
Simpnest by CheffBenny June 16, 2021

sippin tea in yo hood

The act of selling drugs in someone else's area of work
Yo ass a pussy bitch ive been sippin tea in yo hood