Kitchenware sexuality 

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality

you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware

Kitchenware sexuality by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020

Clique Sexuality Disorder 

abbreviated to C.S.D.

The phenomenon of being sexually attracted to all or many people within the same social/ friendship group, as opposed to specific individuals.

It’s not that I’m a whore . . . I have Clique Sexuality Disorder.

Clique Sexuality Disorder by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008

Schrödinger's Sexuality 

An advanced state of pansexuality which consists of a superposition of every possible sexuality.

I fucked the large hadron collider because of my Schrödinger's sexuality.

Schrödinger's Sexuality by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Open sexuality 

Open sexuality implies the affirmation of accepting to consensual sexual activities with regards towards fulfilling sexual pleasures and potentially healthy/positive forces. Open sexuality can refer to individuals who "don't make moral and ethical distinctions between heterosexuality and homosexuality". Sometimes regarded as the sex positive movement which advocates sexual education as healthy and promotes safe sex.

1. "I believe in open sexuality so don't get any ideas about falling in love with me".

Open sexuality by MichelleD14 March 13, 2012

Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder 

Your sexuality depends on your mood. It's constantly changing and can quickly happen.

Day 1
Loren: I'm asexual. I don't want anyone.

Day 2
Loren: I feel like fucking.

Day 3
Loren: I'm aromantic. Fuck off.

Day 4
Loren: I'm so horny! I think I have Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder

Day 5
Loren: Nah, I'm straight.

Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder by Mooperson September 23, 2012

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

when a woman has been freshly waxed,moistured and powdered,had her hair and nails done.got her hooker boot and a boostie and strutting her stuff.

Kylie anne

burning beacon of raw sexuality by kylie anne January 20, 2004

Objectum Sexuality 

the term given to people who fall in love with with objects. as in fences, amusment park rides, and even buildings. and they have sex with them

Sally has an objectum sexuality. She's in love with the stairs in the church.

Objectum Sexuality by vndasfklj;klwuer January 1, 2010