YXL Salah

of a person a Somalian male who is obsessed with soccer, beanies, fake Chrome Hearts and Balenciaga, is below adult-level intellect, and has dirty skin in which the man is required to clean, usually daily, to stay light. Based from the very infamous and laughable Twitch streamer YXLSalah. You can find him on gay porn sites, much to porn addicts' delight.

Person A: Bro you are such a YXL Salah. Pausee

Person B: Ew, no. Isn't that the guy with alopecia and a micropenis?

Person A: I dunno. By the way, he's on Men.com. Real small...(laugh)

by ultrasuperultimategargantua December 14, 2025

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Salah is very pupular.But he actually just have his family,his self and his love.He makes a lot of jokes which make people laugh.He can keep conversations with everyone,except with his love.Salah has a high ego and is a strong person,someone who has gone through so much.Just because he doesn’t write good grades that doesn’t mean that he is stupid.He knows what he’s doing and can eventually manipulate you.He is scared.Scared of what is waiting for him in the future.He doesn’t look like someone who thinks about deep stuff.But well he actually is.He doesn’t know what he wants.Scared of doing the wrong decision.Salah has family issues but he doesn’t tell anyone,because he knows that he can trust no one.And he is right.If you have a Salah in your life,you may have to be patient with him.If you really want his trust you have to show him that you’re a trustworthy person.He handles love kinda weird.He is too scared to make a step in the public.He just sits in the corner and watchs all your movements you do.The way you laugh,the way you talk,the way you smile,cry,shout,look.Literally everything.Salah is someone who listens to your problems all though he has his own.Sometimes he acts like an idiot toward you but later on you wont really care anymore.He just needs someone who listens to him and give him attention and love at the same time,which he never really received.He needs you so help him out if you have the opportunity.
Keep him and love him.He will love you back.

Cataleya:Wait,you love Salah?

Are you sure that he will be good for you?
Light:I think it will be a hard time but I really do believe that it will end good for him and me.

by Fanatikerin November 21, 2021

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