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put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit 

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.
That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!

The Rocky Road to Dublin 

The act of ass fucking someone with a frozen popsicle made of Guinness.
Molly hoped Johnny would take her on The Rocky Road to Dublin.

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin 

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks
“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”

rocky mountain road head

The act of receiving head on a bumpy road while having the sunroof open, as the make ejaculates, pulls her head away and shoots his load out the sunroof while simultaneously hitting the breaks, landing the load on the windshield then using it to clean his windshield
"Man your car looks so clean!" "Yeah that's because Gina just have me Rocky Mountain road head."
Lexington Avenue, a residential street in Dayton, Ohio, known for its proliferation of crack houses.
Rock Road by Raj August 27, 2004

Rocky Roading 

When you cum in someone's ass, and then proceed to put your nuts in them.
Dude Sarah just told me we should do rocky roading tonight.
Rocky Roading by Gonezo September 25, 2022