THE GAY MANS PARADISE AND THE STRAIGHT MANS TORTURE CHAMBER.

Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.
Bubba went into prison straight while they turned him into a woman.
by tatomuck1 March 29, 2009
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1. A place where people are sent because they have stolen a loaf of bread to feed their families.

2. A place where people who have stolen a loaf of bread, will very infrequently run into the rich white corporate and political criminals who have murdered thousands and/or have stolen millions from people who have less than themselves. Examples: Bush Cheney Haliburton Citigroup Enron

3. A place that is occupied by a large number of harmless pot smokers.

4. A place where the corporate and political terrorists will attempt to send any liberal who opposes them.

5. A place that if there was any justice in the world would be occupied mainly by rich, white, conservatives, instead of the current occupants which are disproportionally poor and minority.
Shouldn't someone who starts bogus wars and murders thousands, including innocent children, be sentenced to prison and have the keys thrown away?
by greengirl123 October 29, 2006
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A place which treats you like shit
an example of prison is:HOME
by Scoooooooooooootty September 11, 2006
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A group of lucky people who support amazing boy band The Wanted.
The name was created by one of the members, Tom Parker.
"We are so so lucky to be prisoners."
"Yeah, hope they can reunite."
by daffyjol May 13, 2015
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cheap housing for coons. all they have to do to get in is be themselves (i.e. steal a bike).
BikeStealingNigga:"Yo man, I like dis new ass house G-dog. Yo man, I be hungry"
Cop:"We don't serve fried chicken and watermelon here you damn nigger."
BSN:"Yo man, I be thirsty!
Cop:"We don't got any grape soda either!
BSN:"Well watta I do te pass da time yo?
Cop:"theres no crack here, you could get fucked by AIDS infested-Jim, or you could just get your ass kicked by me and the rest of the prison gaurds you damn coon."
BSN:"Why'd I ever steal dat bike!"
BSN:"Cause you're a nigger.
BSN"oh yeah."
by Captain Communism July 20, 2006
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To dip out on friends, doing something obviously unacceptable by friends.
friend 1: Hey man lets go out to the bar
friend 2: Nah man, I got to study for a test
friend 1: Dude you're prisoning on me (prisoning said with emphasis)

by Russell Mc February 27, 2007
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The place to find a redneck bitchass mother fucker who wrote the first defenition; the place to find black people beating the hell out rednecks for trying to get them up the ass; the place where rednecks go, to find other rednecks to get ass from cuz they cant get any from the opposite sex.
A lot of hicks play prison at home so they can get eachother up the ass.
by Troublesome May 2, 2003
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