the petes

disease inflicted upon females that come into contact with the petes, leaving them with a persistent, vigorous, insatiable concupiscence for the petes that can only be cured by the petes.

i've got the petes, and the only prescription is more petes!

by bobtheta May 02, 2008

pete

pete- he of little words

whys he not talking? oh hes doing a pete

by spOOnbasher June 17, 2018

pete

to throw up all over yourself in front of everyone after having only one sip of beer.

after john peted himself at the party, he ran home crying.

by jillybeans December 24, 2008

pete

its a friendly name that you can call anyone. if you see someone just say hey pete and nod and it is cool.

G''day pete

by p.lane388141 September 05, 2019

Peteing

It's doing a shit then smearing your turd all over a rentboys arse, and then fucking the turd into them.

Hadden really gave that guys arse a good peteing

by owen laursen December 26, 2008

pete

(v.)
1. the need to pee and eat.
2. an urge to eat and also use the toilet.

Man... I really need to pete
or past tense: I'm so glad I finally pate

by Alison and Justine August 05, 2008

pete

rapist

that kid pete that sits next to me in math is a rapist.

by iamlyingaboutmyname November 26, 2010