freshly pearlies

gen z-ers who act like millenials and use /:s at the end of everything they write
they also lack a father figure in their life

look john theres another one of those quirky freshly pearlies

by eleggtroswing January 23, 2022

pearly

pearly. you look like you have asshole lips. you know who you are

bro i saw pearly eating a snickers bar and i thought she was shitting out her mouth. Why are her lips white and wrinkled like an old man’s shit hole

by pussymonster100 March 4, 2022

Pearly stan

The whitest colour ever , whiter than anything known to man

"Oh know I don't want to ruin my pearly stans "

by Pearly stan June 27, 2017

Entering the pearly gates

After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.

Dave: Yo Joe, my girl wanted me to enter the pearly gates after she got creampied by Quandale!

Joe: No way bro she must be for the streets

Entering the pearly gates: After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.

by George Looney IV July 18, 2023

Pearly

Slick dude with slick bars

Shorty 1: Yo just checked out the DUMBEST banger of 2021, it's called "The News", produced by Rashadskii. Guess who did the vocals?

Shorty 2: Let me guess... Pearly?

Shorty 1: Of course

by pearlymusic November 23, 2021

Wax the pearlies

to floss one's teeth

I have to wax the pearlies before I go to bed

by purpleburglaralarm August 25, 2025