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freshly pearlies

gen z-ers who act like millenials and use /:s at the end of everything they write
they also lack a father figure in their life
look john theres another one of those quirky freshly pearlies
by eleggtroswing January 23, 2022
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pearly

pearly. you look like you have asshole lips. you know who you are
bro i saw pearly eating a snickers bar and i thought she was shitting out her mouth. Why are her lips white and wrinkled like an old man’s shit hole
by pussymonster100 March 4, 2022
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Pearly Steamer

When two homosexual men have buttsex, after the pitcher has finished jizzing in his partners a-hole he lies on the floor and his partner speads his gaped anus and takes a steamy cumfilled turd on the pitchers stomach.
As Tyler entered the room he noticed kyle leaving a pearly steamer on greg's torso, all while greg moaned "oh how relaxing!"
by BuddyJezuz October 30, 2008
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Pearly wurly

"You have such beautiful pearly wurlys!"
by Billy Geronimo February 18, 2024
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Entering the pearly gates

After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.
Dave: Yo Joe, my girl wanted me to enter the pearly gates after she got creampied by Quandale!

Joe: No way bro she must be for the streets

Entering the pearly gates: After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.
by George Looney IV July 18, 2023
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Wax the pearlies

to floss one's teeth
I have to wax the pearlies before I go to bed
by purpleburglaralarm August 25, 2025
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