oh my god

A phrase used in answer to a really boring account of an event that is supposed to interest you, but doesn't; meant to be polite, but any ass with a brain would be able to detect the flat sarcasm within.

"And then, I went like no way, and then he went yeah I want you, and then I went but you're parents might come home...can you believe him?!"

"Oh my god."

by Larissa January 15, 2004

oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again

shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here

"Yo jerry like put that on a mug or something"
"oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again"

by Perturbator 9700 December 14, 2021

oh my God

Saying God's name in vain

saying oh my God is bad. Don't be a dust baka. I'll kill your dog.

by SussybakaVagina April 5, 2022

Oh my God!

An appeal to a deity.

Or just something said as an exclamation point or as a swear word when angry.

What Moses was taking about when he said thou shall not take the name of the Lord your god in vain.
Oh my God! I hate this freaking class!

by Reasonless Chatter t IrRevernt March 26, 2012

Oh my God

totally offensive and if you say this all the time you should just read the ten commandments- one is do not take the lords name in vain

oh my god= bad

say oh my gosh

by chill_christian October 30, 2018

Oh my God

An exclamation of extreme shock or surprise... but only valid when the word God is capitalized.

"Oh my God Doug... I can't believe you didn't capitalize the word God"!

by Maxo888 February 22, 2014

oh my god

an exclamation used during anal sex

oh my god, my ass is bleeding
oh my god, that's in my butt

by 315 & T-Dog! February 28, 2003