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A young guy who thinks his life is over because he lost his first love. He complains to everyone, explaining how he cant move on and or anything because he misses her so much.
by OnceYouPopp September 1, 2018
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Poor, broke, out of money.
I'd go out with you guy, but I'm so Kenny right now it's not even funny.
by Dark Lord Cthulhu December 23, 2011
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The best car in the universe, created by god to tackle any task thrown it's rusty old way.

Kenny can be seen usually with P-Plates on, being driven by a responsible young person, or driven by a terrible L Plater.
"Oh my god look at that car! It's just so brilliant"
"It must be Kenny"

"Kenny's going to get new tyres today"
" OH MY GOD I LOVE KENNY 4 LYF"
by Big Johnno Bro January 17, 2012
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He will kill you if you touch his girl
Im scared of kenny, hes going to kick my ass
by Pizzanigga49 January 5, 2018
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Kenny is a kind of weird person never know what’s going on in that nutshell of a head. Hope some day he’s properly treated!
by GioTheReo November 29, 2018
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Kenny a sex offender
by _0 October 5, 2020
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A man who:
1) Is slow at any given task, job or life.
2) Either through inaction or action will, either slightly or drastically, inconvenience others.
3) Does not care about his job.

Corollary:
1) A Kenny does not necessarily need to possess the name Kenny. A Kenny can appear anywhere, and can be anyone. A common hobo, your Dad, the pope, the kid across the street who rides the short bus, or the guy who serves you food.
2) A Kenny can be female, but if and only if she slightly resembles a man and/or has a mustache (fake mustaches are included in this definition)
Guy 1: Are you waiting in this lunch line?
Guy 2: Yeah. Just ordered a burger. Why?
Guy 1: Dude, Kenny is working this line. Why would you do this to yourself?
Guy 2: So? Hes just the lunch guy. Whats so bad about him?
Guy 1: You sad, naive, ignorant slut. See you in 20 years.

~20 years later~

Guy 2: Where the fuck is my food?
by cpdf98 May 21, 2018
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