a very mysterious creature who lacks height, b-balls skills, and has a hard time attarcting the opposite sex. A hobbit also has very hairy legs and feet. Most hobbits have anger issues which usually are dealt with by playin an extensive amount of video games. They have very large heads and small short bodies and arms. Hobbits are also characterized by there lack of friends, especially female friends because of hobbits tendencies to live by themselves or with a close homosexual lover. Most hobbits reside in certain valleys or hills
james is a hobbit because he is short, hairy, and loves screaming.
by tha awesomeness September 7, 2005
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a small person who is of annoyance
ann: he's so annoying
sara: yea and short
ann: he's such a hobbit
by lu13 August 21, 2010
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"Yo, i wish i can chop it up wit u" "You filthy hobbit."
by Kaiaer November 28, 2006
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person with abnormally large feet
jesus christ megan is a fucking hobbit she has feet the size of bigfoot messin with sasquatch
by jfhegfbeytfuewbtfr November 4, 2007
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Skullfucking a hobbit or another person of small stature
Thom gave Rhod a good hobbiting; his eye socket was sore for weeks
by Fredster C June 13, 2008
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When you are playing basketball and someone jumps up to try and block your shot but you just juke them out and make them jump up for no reason while you drive the ball into the lane and score.
Dude, you just got hobbited!
by Popovich2 January 5, 2011
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A young blond hair man, at St. Francis University, that creeps around St. Francis Hall, lurking in, and out of Jesse's / Ian's room. Hobbit
The Hobbit was lurking in the shadows today.
by Chris M. M September 2, 2008
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