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Highway Grudge 

When you're driving on the highway and some driver gets up your ass, then passes you. Because even though you're speeding already, you're just not fast enough for him. So this is you're prime opportunity to have a Highway Grudge where you just NEED to pass him. This tends to go on back and forth until someone takes an off-ramp.
Guy 1: Get out of my ass!
Guy 2: Haha I'm gonna pass this guy cause he is SOOO slow...
Guy 1: What an asshole. I need to pass him now to show him what's what!
Guy 2: Jesus this guy has a Highway Grudge!
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highway run 

The act of driving a car on a highway as fast as it can go. Sometimes multiple cars will compete in a highway run to see which vehicle has the highest top speed.
Yo, we gonna do a highway run tonight.
highway run by Mad_Matt March 10, 2014

Highway Brawler

Someone who is at war (or battle) with the highway. Truckers, Road Warriors.
That trucker is a real Highway Brawler, he is constantly putting in 16-18 hr days behind the wheel. Beating the road into submission.
Highway Brawler by tuckerjones June 10, 2018

Highway Revolt 

A protest against any kind of road improvement project. Usually organized by retired or rich homeowners with nothing productive to do. This type of protester wants traffic to be congested because it's their way of having control over the public.
Traffic is always congested in that part of town because homeowners organized a highway revolt to stop road improvements like adding lanes or building improved interchanges.

Highway Baby

A baby raised on the highway we’re most accidents happen. They walk back and forth along the highway searching for their non-existent parents, and are incapable of aging.
Jim: BRO HELP!! IM ABOUT TO CRUSH A HIGHWAY BABY!!

Phineas: Do it.
Highway Baby by BSsubsforlunch August 16, 2023

highway to heaven 

A line of hair (highway)running from the navel to the crotch (penis).

For gays, a fetish.
At the beach Rock saw a highway to heaven on almost all the guys wearing bikini bathing suits.

highway mexican 

The Highway Mexican is a complex technique used in the Penis Showing Game. To complete the maneuver, one must tuck the penis back and to side between the legs, leaving just the testicles hanging. The end result is that the testicles look like a bag of oranges being sold up by a Mexican on the highway.
Instead of going with the common Bat Wing technique, John decided to score points by showing Frank the Highway Mexican.
highway mexican by Rucker July 2, 2008