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Harvard Time

Seven minutes later than real time. A comment on how classes at Harvard start 7 minutes after they are listed (example: at 10:07 instead of at 10:00) to allow time for students who must cross the campus from one class to another.
TF: Tim, you're late for section.
Tim: But it's only 4:02? Come on, what about Harvard Time?
Harvard Time by mash92587 October 14, 2006

Harvard Guy 

A super smart old person; probably a genius.
That guy reads 10 days a week, must be a Harvard Guy.
Harvard Guy by Kira Bailey May 23, 2022

Harvard Extension School 

The backdoor into Harvard. Despite its lack of prestige due to its open enrollment, graduates somehow end up getting into top ranked graduate schools, and coveted jobs. Yet they only paid 1/4 of the price for pretty much the same degree as the "real" Harvard students.
Person 1: "Where did you go to college"
Person 2: "Harvard Extension School"
Person 1: "What's that?"
Person 2: "The evening classes at Harvard"
Person 1: "Oh so you're not a real Harvard student? Well at least I went to the real University at Yale"
Person 2: "Yeah have fun with that, now I'm going to go back to my job at Goldman Sachs, and destroy the economy some more, while you have fun paying off your massive loans that I own."

HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥 

Often used with ‼️‼️🔥🔥 It means the statement is either incredibly dumb or incredibly smart. its opposite is “HARVARD JUST HUNG UP🔥🔥” It uses Harvard as a reference because its known to be extremely hard to get into.
Person 1 : “Why dont we just make people live where the food is to solve world hunger?”
Person 2 : “ HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥”

Harvard-Boner 

The effect that hearing that a person is from a prestigious school, such as Harvard. Because of this, they often receive special treatment, foot massages, or smoked salmon.

A person under the influence of this effect is said to have a Harv-on.
They won the whole tournament? Judges must have had quite the Harvard-Boner...
Harvard-Boner by Cryken January 21, 2011

Harvard of the west 

Chico state the biggest party school, is HARVARD OF THE WEST. Issa joke.