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Friend Farming 

When an individual adds a large number of people as friends on Facebook in an attempt to appear more popular than they really are. This is despite the fact that they have never actually met any of the invited 'friends'.
Person 1: WTF? I just got a friend request on Facebook from some random I've never even met! Says she's someone's sister or something.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I got one from her too, as did everyone from our school. Don't stress, she's not a stalker. It looks like she's just friend farming.

Person 1 clicks "Ignore" with a shudder
Friend Farming by TheLooseMoose February 21, 2011
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Root Farming 

An act involving somebody finding and pulling ingrown pubes out of another person and eating said ingrown pubes.
Jacob tied me up and was root farming me yesterday.
Root Farming by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

dry-farming 

When you drive your clenched fist straight into your girls tight and dry pussy. Once inside, expand your hand open like a blooming flower. Works for both pussy and ass.
After my mother and I finished dry-farming, we went to the zoo.
dry-farming by Zesty Uncle August 19, 2020

Fetish Farming 

Fetish farming is when someone gives an artist a seemingly innocent request that seems harmless at first, but is actually fetishy, this request is asked for multiple times. Fetish farming is mostly used to take advantage of artists MOSTLY young artists into drawing fetish art, stay safe kiddos.
Here are a few examples of this.
Stranger: Can you draw insert character burping?

Stranger: Can you draw insert character burping PLEASE?! ((And this question is ASKED multiple times))

Artist: Basically closes any form of request, anonymous or not
Someone: Why can't you fetish farming weirdos just DRAW the damn art yourselves?
Fetish Farming by Kyandi_pup August 26, 2022

human farming 

The practice, by nation states, of the parasitical exploitaion of its population.

Evolved from the slavery, subsequent feudal and Monarchical/Federal models of civilisation, human farming is practiced globally (enabled through Uniform Commercial Code in the USA and Admiralty Law in the EU) through the use of social programming. This programming is achieved through eduction systems and religion, propoganda through mass media and terror tactics (covert/overt military force). It enables the ruling class of a nation to systematically and continuously reap taxes (the produce) from the human 'herd'.

Great care is taken by the farmers to preserve the appearance of 'normality' to its livestock as those that become aware of the manipulation are often 'lost' if not succesfully rehabilitated via penal/psychiatric means. The farmers also motivates the herd to consume the products and services available on the farm to stimulate an artifical economy for the purposes of reinforcing the herds cohesion. This is done to continually maximise productivity. Due to the inherent unsustainability of the practice, human farming eventually reverts to a totalitarian sytem of slavery and the cycle begins again.
Human farming is just like life in the Matrix but it's real and it's everywhere!
human farming by wavemachine February 18, 2016

rice farming

I was totally rice farming with Lucy Liu.
rice farming by Halemort July 19, 2017

Garmin Farming 

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”
Garmin Farming by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020