by Rainlover March 12, 2012
Greeley, Colorado is famous for hardly existing. The college or university or whatever a nitwit might call it is so far below Mediocre, it's classified as an 'advanced kindergarten'. Nothing else exists in the city except drunks and child molesters. Zombie-fied citizens, the living dead, where you go other than Hell, the ultimate cess pool!
I went to Greeley Colorado to see what was there, and I was so surprised to find NOTHING at all. This hole makes Buffalo, New York look like Heaven
by Dr. Gregory Darvis January 6, 2011
A sex act preformed by people in Colorado. When a man places his balls on his partners chin and then makes his partner Colorado slurp his cock Can be compared to sucking cock but better. Colorado slurp should be tried by all.
I’ve never seen anyone Colorado slurp me like that.
That was the best Colorado slurp i’ve ever received.
I’ve never been Colorado slurped better
That was the best Colorado slurp i’ve ever received.
I’ve never been Colorado slurped better
by negrisnog December 21, 2019
Ayo Cathy, would you like to give me sum Colorado Herringbone tonight?
Bro... Last night Jennifer gave me that Colorado Herringbone. I'ma wife her forreal.
Bro... Last night Jennifer gave me that Colorado Herringbone. I'ma wife her forreal.
by The Young Cranium December 8, 2021
A Colorado cigarette is another term for marijuana,
coined by Denverites upon state legalization of the drug. Prior to state
legalization, marijuana was only available, legally, for medicinal purposes
which required a physician’s prescription.
Despite not being legal for recreational use until 2014, marijuana
consumption was ubiquitous—being consumed openly in public and social areas.
The pervasive and everyday use of marijuana in the state of Colorado is denoted
by the casual moniker, “cigarette,” signifying the longtime open use of
marijuana with impunity and its acceptance in state culture.
coined by Denverites upon state legalization of the drug. Prior to state
legalization, marijuana was only available, legally, for medicinal purposes
which required a physician’s prescription.
Despite not being legal for recreational use until 2014, marijuana
consumption was ubiquitous—being consumed openly in public and social areas.
The pervasive and everyday use of marijuana in the state of Colorado is denoted
by the casual moniker, “cigarette,” signifying the longtime open use of
marijuana with impunity and its acceptance in state culture.
Woah what's that smell? It smells like marijuana but it can't be. The smell is just too delicious. It must be a Colorado Cigarette!
by DT CEO May 31, 2014
The act of stuffing a marshmallow up a girls asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside her, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, the female is asked to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.
by Dolphin_Trombone October 18, 2016
While having a three way, you shoot your baby yogurt inside the lady's butthole. After you pull out, the other girl inserts a straw into the asshole of the girl you jizzed in, and proceeds to suck the cum out of her anus.
"So these girls asked me if I ever performed a Colorado Slurpee and said no. It was disgusting and also the weirdest three-way I've ever had."
by ChayneRex April 3, 2016