In Spanish caliente Is Hot ... So In English You Shorten It To Cali!!!
Yo It Mad Cali Out Here

The Cops Out Here Its Cali

It's A Cali Day
by Flipjr149 April 29, 2009
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What us Vietnamese people naturally call "California" because when when say "California" it sounds like "CAA LEE FOR NHA"

The first letter "C" sounds like a hard "K" pulled from the back of your throat.

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"Ta dinh di cali de cua gai!"

TRANSLATION:

"I was gonna go to California to pick up some chicks!"
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A defense mechanism on a message board in which one who cannot formulate a strong argument on a topic decides to use name calling and tasty snack references to detract from their inability to prove a point and mask their lack of intelligence.
CavinCali: You sound like a little bitch who didnt get a rice crispy treat for lunch from your mom.

The above statement represents a Cali.
by CavsDawgsTribe April 2, 2007
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Fisting a guy's ass until loose enough to insert the balls inside then after natural tightening up stand up to pop them out....
My gay friend picked up a stranger last night at the bar and pulled the Cali on him.
by Cajunpapa85 June 6, 2018
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Stupid and pointless with no purpose except pissing off Californians. Might as well call Arizona as Arizo, Virginia as Virgi, Oregon as Oreg, or maybe Vermont as Verm.

"Cali" is an unecessary shortened term used by the most pretentious of human existences that have chronic back pain from implants, cocaine on their lips, and cannot find Canada on a map.

"Cali" does not make one sound cool in the slightest.
Person A: "Dude. let's go to Cali and surf brah"
Californian: Kicks Person A in the crotch
by shibataken October 5, 2011
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She is a smart, beautiful girl. Everybody likes a girl named Cali. She is brave, athletic, and powerful. A Cali is very popular and funny. Many people look up to a Cali.
Omg I love Cali!
Cali is so funny and cute.
by Oooooooooooh Really November 29, 2016
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A name that non-native Californian's use when refering to California and trying to seem like a real Californian.
Typical of an East coaster
Hey, Duuudes let's go to the shore in Cali, and thrash some waves
by abula February 29, 2004
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