Baby 

A small crying bald thing, with a cord coming out of its belly, usually wailing its eyes out and swinging at everyone because it was TOASTY WARM in its moms stomach. At least 'till mommy pushed and the doctor pulled it out.

Dude, www.urbandictionary.com could totally have my first born baby. I mean, what would I do with it?

Baby by DshakeS June 29, 2008

baby 

a name used when trying to use a pick up line, or picking someone up

hey there baby....
(by the way this line usually doesn't work)

baby by danny August 29, 2004

Baby 

A baby is parasite a girl usually receives after having unprotected sex.

Girlfriend: Im being attacked by a parasite.
Boyfriend: Eww, where'd u get it?
Girlfriend: You.
Boyfriend: How?
Girlfriend: You know how, i'm gonna name the baby Taylor.

Baby by Theat kid that one time June 25, 2009

baby 

An annoying miniature human that cries at all hours of the night. No matter where you hide your things, it will find them and then destroy them.

the baby just broke my gold necklace!!!

baby by Lala678 March 13, 2008

baby 

1. a small newborn child
2. a person who complains and/or bitches way to much
3. a quarter ounce of a specific drug equal to 7 grams
4. a term expressed often during sex

1. Aww have you seen Alyssa's newborn baby?
2. Dat nigga bitch to much he a baby bout shit.
3. Ay dawg I got 2 n a baby on my re-up you need sumthin?
4. O baby harder baby harder!!!!

baby by doebro12 August 2, 2008

baby 

1. A tasty treat.
2. A blunt object used to hit things.

Damn, that baby was delicious....

baby by Ben Kurth May 13, 2005

Baby 

A young inexprienced dumbass especially a teenager who thinks that they know everything about the damn world but don't know shit.
Any grown ass person that is lacking maturity and responbility in thier life

Morgan Freeman: Ok Sams Im going to go back on my word just this once and let you back into my school because you're still a baby and you don't know shit.
Father: You think you're a man now son
Son: Im 18 and I do what I want to
Father: Remember one thing son as long as you're in my house and you're in high school your'e still a baby dumbass

Baby by AJ Dunn February 27, 2009