Angus

Angus, a person who will fake cry to flirt and get sexually close to girls so he can get laid

“Wow dude, did you just flirt with that dead guy’s girlfriend, your such an Angus!

by Jake and Kayden April 10, 2019

Angus

A fat fool they are most well known for being grotesquely overweight aswell as being a thoroughly dumb and annoying person. Many anguses question their sexuality in their teenage years with most of them coming out of the closet by 16.

Guy1-who the fuck is that fucking eejit?
Guy2-that must be an angus, look at the size of him.

by Joseph mamanea October 16, 2019

Angus

1. A noun describing something that is sub-par.
2. A replacement noun for metaphors suggesting something is bad.

You kick like an angus.

She was an angus man.

That party last night was so angus.

by DGD. September 13, 2011

Angus

an Angus is someone with a tiny penis and is a fat lesbian feminist who doesn't eat toast

dudeee you are such an Angus get over yourself

by daddy’s rookie May 26, 2018

Angus

An absolute idiot, mug, lemon. Thinks he's got quality banter, but really he only has good chat because of Sacha. Can be used as a verb or noun. Mediocre looking, but can get by because he has the wettest, cheesiest lines up his sleeve

"That guy completed just Angused himself off there"
"Wow, you're such an Angus"

by lexoxygirl February 1, 2018

Angus

Angus is a complete fucking twat. He is an autistic fuck and loves sucking Godzilla vagina

Fuck my nuts angus

by NelsonMandela666 December 16, 2018

Angus

Angus is a self fisting machine for men and women. It is manual and automatic and powered by a wide variety of energy sources. We are looking into a Green Angus at the moment. You can already buy a Lady Angus.

I had a bad day at work. I was stressed, so I got in the car and drove home. I soon realised to help ease that stress I’d get some comfort from my seat inserted Angus. Gosh was I relieved.

by Angus 2000 November 25, 2010