When you take a big, satisfying shit and you think to yourself, "Wow, that was a great shit, let's do it again." So you take the shit out of the bowl and shove it back into your ass, then shit it back out again.
'What did you get up to last night Sharon?'
'Oh boy - I gave myself the best Wednesday ever! It even held together on the second time out!'
'Oh boy - I gave myself the best Wednesday ever! It even held together on the second time out!'
by CreepingJesus69 September 17, 2021
by BHF2024 February 08, 2024
by BHF2024 February 08, 2024
A day spent making out and relaxing with your partner. It is the best day of the week without a doubt.
by Choccymilk888 December 31, 2018
by Yardyknowdadeal June 02, 2022
fabled “hump day” in which there is no evidence to support an increase of sexual activity in relation to the day of the week. Also, in the capitalist sense, it is the middle of the traditional M-F work week, adapted in the 1940s, and quickly outdated due in subsequent decades as a result of employers underpaying employees, no taxation for the rich, and the general destruction of the middle class. “Wednesday” is now typically the fourth day of the 7-day work week, and widely considered to be the perfect day to reflect on one’s bad career choices.
What did you do yesterday?
It was a complete Wednesday - thought about how my "weekend" is actually Tuesday/Thursday because all I do is work when everyone else has off.
It was a complete Wednesday - thought about how my "weekend" is actually Tuesday/Thursday because all I do is work when everyone else has off.
by BergensMom May 12, 2021
International Dress-like-Spiderman-and-shout-loudly-at-a-mirror day, it also has come to be known as the National M.I.L.F (Man I Love Frogs) Appreciation day.
by Simply_Curri May 17, 2022