cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.

"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.

by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021

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Wednesday

Basically mid

Not that great but could be worse

How was the party?

Honestly it was kind of wednesday, nothing really happened

by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 March 23, 2022

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wasian wednesday

a day to celebrate wasians happens every wednesday bc wasians are hot and sexy

ben: happy wasian wednesday!!!!!!!!!
john: huh

by wasianlover September 15, 2021

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Weed Wednesdays

In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).

I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.

by Jeffreylicious September 16, 2021

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When you take a big, satisfying shit and you think to yourself, "Wow, that was a great shit, let's do it again." So you take the shit out of the bowl and shove it back into your ass, then shit it back out again.

'What did you get up to last night Sharon?'

'Oh boy - I gave myself the best Wednesday ever! It even held together on the second time out!'

by CreepingJesus69 September 16, 2021

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