Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
by Onehappytoker December 23, 2022
The Walmart challenge requires you and a couple other friends (preferably 2) to go to walmart and pick food for one another. The catch is that the person you are picking for cannot know what item you have selected for them. Once you have each other’s foods, you blindfold each other 1 at a time and have them try the selected food, hoping that one of them throws up
Boy 1: bro I’m so bored what do you wanna do?
Boy 2 : bro let’s do the Walmart challenge
Boy 3: hell yeah!!
Boy 2 : bro let’s do the Walmart challenge
Boy 3: hell yeah!!
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 11, 2018
Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.
by escyr April 16, 2022
Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?
Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.
Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.
by Shin Tsukimi July 14, 2022
like frodo, incredibly short. because of lack of demand, there is currently a clearance sale that is selling it at 50% off at your local Walmarts. Common characteristics include delusion, Napoleon complex, and straw colored hair. please call 911 if you catch one roaming out in the wild.
Joe: yo what is that thing over there putting on stilts
David: hey it’s just the neighborhood Walmart frodo
David: hey it’s just the neighborhood Walmart frodo
by rk126 November 22, 2021
Last nights make up, need to wash your hair and you are in your laundry day clothes? It's okay you can go out in Public you are "Walmart ready"!
by willyd1968 August 25, 2018
The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia
by KLeonheart March 24, 2018