Carpet Sniffer

Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.

Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.

by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024

sausage sniffer

A faggot who can't stop smelling penis

Hey sausage sniffer tacos are better smelling than penis

by Slurped buttface December 8, 2024

Gluten sniffer

1. A person with celiac disease or a gluten intolerance that sniffs other people’s gluten-filled foods.

Girly 1: What are you eating over there?

Girly 2: Oh just a passtrie from my favorite French bakery.
Girly 1: Can I have a wiff for old times sake?

Girly 2: God, you’re being such a gluten sniffer.

by Sman June 23, 2025

Twix Sniffer

A young white girl who loves the taste of her own ass, straight from a big black cock.

'Sniff that Twix, Tina' said Jerome as he pulled out of her dirty shit box. Tina was known by the whole basketball team for being a Twix Sniffer

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

Charlie Sniffers

Dogs name

Charlie Sniffers was a legned

by Pianist pro September 2, 2025

Nobcheese sniffer

Someone who gathers their nobcheese in a bottle or jar and sniffs it (sometimes eat)

Zak is such a nobcheese sniffer!

by weirdefinitions February 3, 2025

Nobcheese sniffer

Someone who sniffs their own or another mans nobcheese

You’re such a nobcheese sniffer.

So what, I like it.

by weirdefinitions February 3, 2025