Bone sniffer

A women who smells her significant others genatalia upon his returning home in an effort to check for signs of disloyalty.

Sucks for him shes a bone sniffer. He Carry's wet wipes because his girls a bone sniffer. He shouldn't have married a bone sniffer knowing he pokes anything that moves if he didn't want it to end in divorce.

by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019

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Carpet Sniffer

Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.

Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.

by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024

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Sniffer

Derogatory designation of people who sniff their drugs by the more “hardcore” users that IV.

For those for whom the needle is no more than a toothbrush. Professionals, no sniffers please.

by CosmiClovers October 9, 2023

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Flannel-Sniffer

A vulgar individual who gets gratification from smelling body juices on used bath flannels.

Sally stood up in the bath and turbo flossed her under carriage sending suds into the air .She sat down to rinse off and placed the bath flannel on the side.Much to her shock her husband Pete ran off holding the garment close to his nostrils whilst loudly inhaling."Come back here you dirty old flannel-sniffer" screamed Sally.

by lanny-b September 20, 2023

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