Blue Holiday

When you blue ball yourself then immediately finish on a santa claus costume while in an area thats under 30 degrees

Person 1: Hey have you seen Dave?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday

by thetripleD's September 28, 2022

Holiday Hamhole

holiday ham hole: when u eat ham out of ur sexual partner's asshole, then glaze their ass with honey mustard

A: Dude! I took that bitch home last night and had some Holiday Hamhole! That shit was nasty bro!

B: Holy fuck! I bet ur sheets are nasty huh?!

by Holidayham69 April 22, 2022

Holidays

STUFF ALL SCHOOL WORK B*TCHES

ITS THE HOLIDAYS B*TCHES!!!

by Poofydog December 21, 2016

Holiday whore

A person, usually a parent of a married couple, who plans all holidays events and expects everyone invited to attend regardless of other plans that may have been made. The couple is then guilted into going in order to keep peace within the family. This results in conflict between the two families of the couple who each want to spend time with them for the holidays.

I wish I could go to my parents’ place for the holidays, but my mother in-law is a such a holiday whore and always wants us at her house for Christmas.

by JollyOllie April 1, 2021

orange holiday

A hunting weekend. Blaze orange is commonly worn by hunters and an orange holiday is time taken to go hunting.

"Tell your boss this weekend is an orange holiday!"

by Xgen1123 October 26, 2020

doc holiday ok

A Jewish, half Mexican, with a deep voice for a 9 year old.

Don't be a doc holiday ok, no one wants that.

by xXxPu5y-Wr3ckEr_360xXx August 8, 2014

Kelson Holiday

When your scared shitless of your task at work and fake sick to avoid the job

“Darren lined up a guy to load a rock truck but he took a kelson holiday and didn’t show up.”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025