Holidays

STUFF ALL SCHOOL WORK B*TCHES

ITS THE HOLIDAYS B*TCHES!!!

by Poofydog December 21, 2016

orange holiday

A hunting weekend. Blaze orange is commonly worn by hunters and an orange holiday is time taken to go hunting.

"Tell your boss this weekend is an orange holiday!"

by Xgen1123 October 26, 2020

Holiday whore

A person, usually a parent of a married couple, who plans all holidays events and expects everyone invited to attend regardless of other plans that may have been made. The couple is then guilted into going in order to keep peace within the family. This results in conflict between the two families of the couple who each want to spend time with them for the holidays.

I wish I could go to my parents’ place for the holidays, but my mother in-law is a such a holiday whore and always wants us at her house for Christmas.

by JollyOllie April 1, 2021

doc holiday ok

A Jewish, half Mexican, with a deep voice for a 9 year old.

Don't be a doc holiday ok, no one wants that.

by xXxPu5y-Wr3ckEr_360xXx August 8, 2014

Kelson Holiday

When your scared shitless of your task at work and fake sick to avoid the job

“Darren lined up a guy to load a rock truck but he took a kelson holiday and didn’t show up.”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025

holiday party

a notable, podcastable occasion requiring John Gruber to drink in the company of Merlin Mann

2020’s holiday party was a lot more fun than 2016’s.

by helogram November 7, 2020

Jet2 Holiday

The commercial sound everyone is using now on TikTok in the same vein as 5 Gum or nestle crunch.

Person 1: "God, i just can't bring myself to sign the papers. I still love her!"
Person 2: "Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday, and right now you can save £50 per person. that's £200 off for a family of 4. we've got millions of free child place holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. book now with jet2holidays. package holidays you can trust!"
Person 1: "Okay i signed it"

by Sando Trouton September 10, 2025