Kelson Holiday

When your scared shitless of your task at work and fake sick to avoid the job

“Darren lined up a guy to load a rock truck but he took a kelson holiday and didn’t show up.”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025

doc holiday ok

A Jewish, half Mexican, with a deep voice for a 9 year old.

Don't be a doc holiday ok, no one wants that.

by xXxPu5y-Wr3ckEr_360xXx August 8, 2014

all holiday

A saying signifying that the business or person spoken of or alluded to is finished, i.e. that it has no future.

It is all holiday at Peckham.

by Delbosco November 13, 2021

Wank Holiday

To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.

Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Holiday Hamhole

holiday ham hole: when u eat ham out of ur sexual partner's asshole, then glaze their ass with honey mustard

A: Dude! I took that bitch home last night and had some Holiday Hamhole! That shit was nasty bro!

B: Holy fuck! I bet ur sheets are nasty huh?!

by Holidayham69 April 22, 2022

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

holiday worshiper

These are the people that only go to church on holidays, i. e. "Christians" that only go to church on Christmas and Easter.

My mom is a holiday worshiper. She just got back from the Christmas service and is now looking forward to Easter.

by LardAndSavoryCheezusCrust August 10, 2020