You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
by Ben.C.2008 February 26, 2022
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by Baxter Joe July 27, 2012
talking while having the phone as though you were talking to someone on the phone but in reality you really are just talking to someone that is around but not really talking directly to them
I had to tell the phone about what I thought was wrong.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.
by Mr. Tellthephone Parrot July 9, 2010
The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU
Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.
by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022
Hey, tell me something good
by Sangsandingdong May 22, 2023
When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.
Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”
by Anonymous 4734902 November 9, 2021