Jaidyn Heather

an absolute Mad Fucking Lad, a truly unexplainable person.

the guy from the brother was an absolute Jaidyn Heather

by (not nedyaj) August 22, 2022

Being a Heather

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.

You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.

by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022

Heather

The saying originated from Conan Gray’s song “Heather”, where he sings about watching the guy he likes be with some girl named Heather, and he says “ I wish I were Heather”. It’s like the DUFF of the friend group but the complete opposite. A Heather is the more pretty one, the more talented, the more smart, basically everyone wants to be Heather.

Bitch 1: bruh Kyla is definitely the Heather of the group
Bitch 2: I wish I were a Heather
Kyla: what are you guys talking about?
Bitch 1: oh we’re just talking about how ur Heather..
Kyla: ur fuckin lying... bitch no I’m not have you seen yourselfs?? Fuck it We’re all Heather

by Indiewhore101 September 25, 2020

heather

A girl Conan Gray wishes they were

"i wish i were heather"

by yikeys September 25, 2020

Heather

Someone with a main character personality or acts like a main character. Usually a white girl.

She’s the giving me heather energy

by anonymous March 6, 2021

Heather

Someone who is pretty/beautiful
*cough* Erin *cough*

Erin you're such a Heather
:)

by .hewo. November 13, 2020

Heather

Heather is a term that comes from a song by conan gray . A heather is someone or something you aspire to be . For example , you like a boy and the boy likes a girl , you can call the girl a heather cause you wish you were her . You can also call people who you want to look like a heather cause she /he is very beautiful

I wish i were heather.

by avanixoxochardison August 26, 2020