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“omg you’re heather”
what do you mean? catarina is obviously heather! look at her!”
by allfaxnocapanonymousbitch August 24, 2020
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Heather Ellis

A Heather Ellis is a cock sucking no good dirty whore with no friends. She's the opposite of loyal and will surely give you aids. If you ever meet a Heather Ellis kill her and burn her fat ugly body. Don't ever trust her she lies on her kids and eats poop and socks off her dog Mr. She is the worst kind of broke ho and throws dicks down her ratchet throat daily for dollars.
Did you hear what happened to Heather Ellis? She sucked that bums dick for 2 dollars and then ate his poop and lied about everything in her life.
by Knotu2 December 31, 2023
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heather snow

Heather snow is a person with the most amazing personality but can also be toxic but that's rare. That person is also hot and looks really good with red hair. <3
Omg heather snow is such a heather
by Smokey peni October 20, 2020
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heather pena

Heather pena is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Her beauty only surpassed by her down to earth personality . If u ever get the chance to be one of her lovers, take note bc she will teach you something for sure . Hated by many, mostly bc of their inability to accept that she is everything they pretend to be with no effort. She is very loyal and you won't ever find someone more willing to help you
That girl is so pretty, she's a heather pena for sure
by Happy camper 89 July 24, 2022
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Heather

Heather: A name given to a fat hideously ugly low bred scottish whore from a family of scum bags, A common trait is being born from a whore mother who has had numerous children with different men.

Often known for being delusional about own success & place in the world.

People named Heather are often bastards who's fathers hate & disown them & new step fathers equally hate them but can not disown them because they rely on the Whore mothers meger income to survive.

Due to scottish heritage Heather is filthy dirty and has revolting personal hygiene, Constantly passing gas due to rank scottish diet & having a stinking vagina are common for Heather.

KEY NOTES FOR HEATHER.
1: FAT UGLY.
2: STINKING VAGINA.
3: HUMAN TOILET
4: SCUM BAG FROM A LONG LINE OF SCUMBAGS.
5 DELUSIONAL ABOUT SELF WORTH & PLACE IN THE WORLD.
6: BORN FROM A WHORE MOTHER.
HEATHER: "I'm a CEO at a very important IT company, No one else can do the job right so I have to do everything !"

PERSON: "No you answer the phone at a telemarketing business no one has ever heard of you fuck ugly human toilet...."

HEATHERS FREINDS: "Heather's Vagina stinks because her whore mother taught her to wipe her arse the wrong way after a shit, She dose it back to front & smears the shit into her vagina "
by ROBBYFORTUNEISAFAGGOT January 6, 2023
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Heathers

The best musical every. It is loved by all except for people who are iether stupid or dumb.
That musical was great but not as good as heathers.
Wait you don’t like heathers, leave.
by Lizzie Chadwick April 5, 2019
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Heather

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.

She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?

New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.

Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
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