Heather

The ratchet version of a Karen who thinks that having mixed-race kids is woke

Person in the dinner queue: ‘Hi can I get potatoes please?’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’

by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021

Heather

Walks by / What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky / She’s got you mesmerized while I die / Why would you ever kiss me? / I’m not even half as pretty / You gave her your sweater, it’s just polyester / But you like her better / (Wish I were Heather)

/heh-thr/ conan gray heather

by _sun.nx January 1, 2021

Heather

Ady a beautiful amazing girl who is the definition of a heather and is funny and loyal any one would be lucky to have an Ady in your life

Wow do you see that girl Ady she is the definition of a heather

by Imabigkidnow69 December 8, 2020

Heather

a woman who is a cracker

person 1: omg look at that cracker

person 2: yeah that's Heather

by PolPotEnjoyer August 16, 2022

Heather

A generally stingy person titty flashing wise.

Asked Heather to Dump Em’ and she refused to show me her cans.

by Reverend-Jim/CT September 19, 2022

heather

catarina

“omg you’re heather”
“what do you mean? catarina is obviously heather! look at her!”

by allfaxnocapanonymousbitch August 24, 2020

Heather

She is someone who he will always choose over you. She is not necessarily prettier than you or has better qualities than you. You can literally be the prettiest girl yet he would choose her. She is a heather.

Omg she is such a Heather

by theoneyourelookingfor September 18, 2020