Formal noun;
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
Odds of that happening are 1:1
by My_mom_was_here March 01, 2020
by not_aro November 20, 2023
1. The girl Conan Gray is jealous of
2. The girl that got poisoned by drain cleaner
3. A pattern particularly seen on sweaters
2. The girl that got poisoned by drain cleaner
3. A pattern particularly seen on sweaters
“I wish I were Heather...”
“Shut up Heather”...”Sorry Heather!”
“I put on my favorite gray heather shirt today!”
“Shut up Heather”...”Sorry Heather!”
“I put on my favorite gray heather shirt today!”
by Veronica VeRoNiCa VERoNiCAAAAA April 16, 2021
Was given a mean girl's first name and a cutesy-girly middle name, so she goes by both for a good balance. Kinda klutzy, but good at sports as well as the arts. Sarcastic sense of humor and basically perfect.
Heather Grace showed me how to balance a soccer ball on my head, AND taught all the words to Hamilton.
by Del!nquent September 07, 2022
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Heather "Angie" Toribio: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025
While 99% of Heathers are fun and pretty and whatnot, 1% of them have weird red mullet things and moles. They never stop talking and are quite annoying.
by Jdjejxndidj November 26, 2023