Gentleman’s Inch

When you have a girlfriend but someone’s taking a group pic and you have to put your arm around another girl, so you hover your hand an inch away from her body.

Guy 1:“Bro, what’s your girlfriend gonna think about your arm around Trinity in this picture!?”

Guy 2: “Relax bro I made sure to keep a gentleman’s inch”

by Lindsey Wong September 16, 2022

inch

"Inch" is the abbreviation of interesting
Interesting -> inchesting -> inch

"Did you know that eating fried chicken with a fork in Kentucky is illegal!?
"Inch."

by pretentioushumancyborg January 11, 2022

12 inch

The length of a footlong sandwich in Subway.

Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.

by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021

1 inch wonder

A penis which is 1 inch in size

Hows your 1 inch wonder

by Idk.coo April 13, 2022

25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019

Inch

Huge to some people, tiny to others.

Some people say if you give them an inch they take a mile. Lucky for some of us we're Irish, so they won't be taking too much or getting too far.

by Solid Mantis January 16, 2021

Rock Ya Inches

Common phrase for women to say to men to insinuate sexual intercourse, implying she will ride him aggressively.

Woman: “Wyd? I want to rock ya inches tonight.

Man: “Surfs up 🤙”

by CrispyRick42 February 20, 2021