11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

2 inch punnisher

Small penis

Little jonny had a 2 inch punnisher and made all the girls run

by Squalid May 17, 2023

30 inch bussdown

on a girl 13-15 birthday they get dick down by 30 inches . it’s a must and almost every female does it, if they don’t they must partake in a few months after their birthday . If they dont they get liver failure and die or suffer consequences.

“omg I just got my 30 inch bussdown for my birthday!”
“girl did it hurt? How did it feel?!”

by splizzout June 3, 2023

Ben's Huge 9-inch cock

What can I say, Ben just has a huge girthy cock, its so veiny and huge.

Have you seen Ben's Huge 9-inch cock, its massive and i want it inside me.

by Toucher5090 February 17, 2025

Six inch barbell curl

Masterbating

Man... I'm so bored that even doing the six inch barbell curl doesn't excite me

by sterlingcooperdraperprice November 10, 2009

1 inch wonder

A penis which is 1 inch in size

Hows your 1 inch wonder

by Idk.coo April 13, 2022