Flex tape

A tape used to tie up the kids in my basement.

I mean...

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

black tape

An audio or video recording that is sealed from the public. Done mainly by governments and large companies. Should the tape leak, they lose a lot of credibility.

The black tapes of the oval office were seized by Nixon so he couldn't get impeached.

by ChinPingas March 20, 2023

Halucinaton Tape

Halucinarion Tapebis awesome. I LOVE LIGht show and WILSON. ep

Wilsooon!!!! -Halucinaton Tape

by A 14 yr old kid who is bored February 14, 2022

Tuscaloosa Tape Measure

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure

Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly

by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025

tape face

The funniest comedian in the world, starting from America's Got Talent and he now has a show in Las Vegas. He has tape over his face and never talks.

Tape Face is almost as legendary as Piff the Magic Dragon.

by Memes in the Sea November 22, 2021

Faggot tape

High durable tape design to provide protection from queers

Always apple faggot tape when entering a Gay Bar , Faggot tape Provides protection from queers and minimises riding

by soulwreaver July 9, 2023

Flex tape

A special tape used to cover a males dick tip while he is cuming

STACEY! GRAB THE FLEX TAPE IM CUMING

by Potatoepatches August 26, 2019