taped dick

What all hockey players do

#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously

Taped dick

by Johnathhon October 6, 2013

Flex tape

The product of one god, Phil swift himself
He has rained down on us the perfect bondage for leaks
The ultimate repair for literal anything

He saws a boat in half and fixes it with only one of his great marks left flex tape

“To show you the power of flex tape I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only flex tape!”-the god himself

by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018

chilly tape

cold song that makes you freeze with surprise because of how good it is.

“have you listen to deans chilly tape yet?”
“nah let me take a listen.”
“holy shi-“

by mitchboy444 November 9, 2020

xxx tape

hardcore sex tape,
xxx the highest rating of porn

the girl in the xxx tape has gnarly beef curtains

by DolphinFriendly June 26, 2024

Bex Tape

The infamous Twitch Plays Pokemon KEKW parody video of Bexxxxxxx exposing the mass corruption and coverups surrounding the SinR fiasco.

"Hey yo did you see that Bex Tape?"
"Yeah man I watched it while eating at Waffle House"
"That seems a bit insensitive considering the subject matter don't you think man?"

by fireball9801 April 5, 2021

tape the wall

Code word for take a shit

Ex 1: "ah damn I need to tape the wall"

Ex 2: "What is taking Taylor so long?" "Oh she's taping the wall"

by Raverforlife4 June 13, 2014

Bubble Tape

Gum that is like tape, but you can make it as long as you want, chew on it, and it tastes like bubblegum!!!

#bubbleYUM!!!

Kid: Mommy, can I have some bubble tape?
Mom: Sure, honey.
-Kid takes bubble tape off of the rack at the grocery store-
-Mom checks out-
-Kid rips off a foot long piece of bubble tape-
Kid: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

by mouthrat December 24, 2018