Texas Tape&Float

Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.

I think that Texas Tape&Float left you a mark

by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024

On the Tape

When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.

"Are you on the tape?"

"What?"

"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"

OR

"You on the tape?"

"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."

by Totes'mcgotes' November 23, 2021

bum tape

another word for toilet paper.

throw me a roll of bum tape, i need to take a shit!

by amethystwaterlily September 27, 2017

Fart tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.

I just listened to our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts on it!

by electricalparade June 6, 2024

Dick Tape

When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.

Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.

by shreky daddy August 6, 2018

Bubble Tape

Gum that is like tape, but you can make it as long as you want, chew on it, and it tastes like bubblegum!!!

#bubbleYUM!!!

Kid: Mommy, can I have some bubble tape?
Mom: Sure, honey.
-Kid takes bubble tape off of the rack at the grocery store-
-Mom checks out-
-Kid rips off a foot long piece of bubble tape-
Kid: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

by mouthrat December 24, 2018

cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014