stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013

shag

to “shag” someone it means to fight, if someone says they want to shag you that means the want to fight you so prepare

person 1: i’m gonna shag micheal
person 2: oh no i hope you win the shag

by Meliketiddies May 27, 2023

shag-bagged

to be screwed on a dope deal.

"I don't feel nothin'. You been shag-bagged buddy."

by dreadsocks April 23, 2010

shag

a British term that means "to have sex with"

I shagged your mum last night, yeah mate!
Your mum fancied a quick shag before your dad came home.
I was shagging your mum in her arse when she shat on my cock.

by Fuckaya March 6, 2019

Shag

(v.) An Australian term meaning sleep.

Kylie Minogue shagged in her bed. This term causes concern for teachers in the UK, when present in pupils’ writing.

by Darth Tad November 8, 2024

Shag

British slang for sleep

Em: om gonna go take a quick shag
Eli:so am I I'm shattered

by Kakapiss November 14, 2021

Hermit Shag

While having sex the woman would curl up into the foetal position and The man will wear her on his dick like a shell

I’m gonna hermit shag Megan tonight, then she’s gonna blow my back out

by LmaoLiteralDaddy September 10, 2020