would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them

Would you shag me

Sure

by Not cup man May 04, 2021

Crystal shagging

Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure

My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt

Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality

by Fussy Dino arms August 18, 2019

Shag Nasty

A delinquent teenager that's always up to no good.

I hope Gary's child doesn't grow up to be a shag nasty.

by Give me a high Fife September 06, 2022

shag

sleep

you shag with your mum today

by nonce1000 August 18, 2021

The best shag ever

Oliver Thomas mcComiskey

Karen 1: I had the best shag ever last night
Karen 2: no u didn't, that's Ollie. Stupid bitch

by Annahisgf May 17, 2020

shag

A term refering to a group of viruses which generates enough traffic to cause slowdown on the web. When several major email worms are circulating at the same time, they are colectively refered to as a shag of viruses.

"Attention staff, your email software may report errors or you may experience email delays. A shag of viruses is slowing down services by overloading mail servers on the web."

by Dr_Snapid May 03, 2005

Shag

British slag for sex

"wanna shag?" liam said
"Sure!" Lilly said kissing him passionately

by Rockin._.Robin January 14, 2023