Designated Safe Shag

A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.

Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.

by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023

Shag and Bag

Basically just sleeping with someone and then cutting them off romantically.

Be carefully because he might just shag and bag you

by Rebecca Dent February 3, 2023

Shag

Plural of shag, a British term for the act of fornication popularized worldwide by the Austin Powers films. “Do I make you horny baby? Would you like to shag me? Because I’ve got an absolutely massive thick veiny cock that I’d love to shove right up your sopping wet cunt. Oh behave!” — Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery (1997).

Wanna shag?

by JohanniFar December 12, 2022

Royal Shag

Royal Shag is a really, really good shag session. Like better your average Tuesday night common shag. Also, a shag with an actual royal.

Well, not everyone gets a royal shag....sometimes it's just a common shag

by HiggsOfBoson July 25, 2023

shag

What lewis does to georges sexy mum

Maria: Lewis do u want to shag
Lewis: yes bend over and let me smash your asshole in, then i will penetrate your punani and give u a russian flashbang

Maria squirts litres and lewis cums in her eyes and claps her ears repeatedly

by HDcutz August 13, 2023

Shagging

The process of sexual intercourse following courtship. Originates from the Swiss valley of Lötschental where bachelors known as Tschäggättä are said to have roamed the valley looking for single women to court.

Tschäggättä find die Madli dies abig or in English 'the bachelors are shagging the girls tonight'

by International_biscuit September 17, 2023

Mclaren Shag

When jeff takes owen to the races to have sexual intercourse with the car. This can be done in a variety of ways, including but not limited to penal insertion in the car exhaust, shooting loads on the steering wheel, and giving the handbreak oral.

Owen: Jeez leah that shower was nice. Now Im gonna ask dad if he can take me to the racecourse for a Mclaren Shag

by Mk10drilla October 28, 2019