a time when all the innocent children r freed from hell for six weeks
marks the time between years of being told the same stuff every day in hell
marks the time between years of being told the same stuff every day in hell
by justanaverageboredperson July 24, 2023

A Jehovah’sWitness.
Hey Caren, what are you wearing to the Christmas party?
Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!
Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!
by ConstantComment January 26, 2025

I gave the ham a holiday glaze after my mother in law said I should go easy on the sides at thanksgiving.
by LigmaCaulk November 21, 2020

wtf are these holidays. Christmas, some old, fat, drunk man giving you toys. Easter, some random ass bunny gives you eggs. Halloween, walking around at night taking candy from strangers
by big_boi_now March 17, 2021

To celebrate a holiday
I was surprised today to see UPS using holiday as a verb on a banner in its office)
I was surprised today to see UPS using holiday as a verb on a banner in its office)
However you choose to holiday (verb) this season, holiday (verb) with vigor.
Some people like to holiday with their family at home, but others holiday alone. Once upon a time I holidayed on a cruise in New Zealand with my wife. Some holiday hitting a piñata.
Some people like to holiday with their family at home, but others holiday alone. Once upon a time I holidayed on a cruise in New Zealand with my wife. Some holiday hitting a piñata.
by Profesor de Ingles November 30, 2024

When you are single during the holidays (Thanksgiving through X-mas) and you go to bars immediately following family celebrations to hook up with other lonely holiday ho’s. Holiday Ho’n’ is a flash of excitement especially when you travel back home for the holidays. Can get weird if you end up at a stranger’s family function. But mostly eat good, get drunk/high a lot, and only occasional sad cries alone because you can’t keep a functioning relationship with another human.
Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s
Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.
Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s
Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.
Found out Cynthia was gang banging the East Side Motorcycle Club this past Halloween while I was pulling a double shift at the port-a-can cleaning and recycling factory, so I’ll definitely be Holiday Ho’n’ my ass off this year.
by Jamacha November 19, 2023

the rearrangement of hormones in the human body that occurs as a person anticipates the enjoyment of a holiday or vacation
Today, the students seem more distracted than usual. Well, the Thanksgiving vacation starts soon, so it must be that Holiday Hormonal Blend!
(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) I’ve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!
Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.
(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) I’ve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!
Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.
by Rudee May 29, 2017
