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Jet2 Holiday 

The commercial sound everyone is using now on TikTok in the same vein as 5 Gum or nestle crunch.
Person 1: "God, i just can't bring myself to sign the papers. I still love her!"
Person 2: "Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday, and right now you can save £50 per person. that's £200 off for a family of 4. we've got millions of free child place holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. book now with jet2holidays. package holidays you can trust!"
Person 1: "Okay i signed it"
Jet2 Holiday by Sando Trouton September 10, 2025

school holiday 

A period of hiatus from formal education after completing college, typically chosen by individuals who have spent 19 years in the education system, from pre-school through college. During this time, they opt to enter the workforce before potentially pursuing postgraduate studies later in life.
After 19 years of schooling, I decided to take a school holiday, opting to gain work experience before considering my options for postgraduate education.
school holiday by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Kelson Holiday 

When your scared shitless of your task at work and fake sick to avoid the job
Darren lined up a guy to load a rock truck but he took a kelson holiday and didn’t show up.”
Kelson Holiday by Johnsantel October 9, 2025

Commercial Holiday

A holiday that a lot of companies & businesses expect for the average person to spend a lot of money for.
1: Hey, Valentine's Day is coming up, what are going to do for your SO?

2: Nothing really romantic, we're just going to spend the day together.

1: You're not going to get her something?

2: Why do I have to get her something physical like jewelry or something to prove my love to her? It's just a Commercial Holiday so the fat cats at the top get my money . I don't need one day to prove my love for her.

1: You're selfish.

2: Last time I checked, a relationship requires two people. It's not solely on the guy to make stuff work.

Corporate Holiday

Corporate Holiday~
Where retail stores look to heavily profit off of holidays by pushing fast and longer agendas for placing out products/merchandise.
Corporate Holiday -
*Walking inside of walmart* holy sh!t the valentine’s day stuff is already out, but it’s december 26th?!

Stores skipping over Thanksgiving and pushing out christmas stuff right after October/Halloween
Corporate Holiday by The goat life February 13, 2026

wolfie's holiday

wolfie's holiday by will cox October 1, 2003