holiday party

a notable, podcastable occasion requiring John Gruber to drink in the company of Merlin Mann

2020’s holiday party was a lot more fun than 2016’s.

by helogram November 7, 2020

Holiday Glaze

When you ejaculate on the Christmas ham and serve it to your in-laws.

I gave the ham a holiday glaze after my mother in law said I should go easy on the sides at thanksgiving.

by LigmaCaulk November 21, 2020

holiday ho’n’

When you are single during the holidays (Thanksgiving through X-mas) and you go to bars immediately following family celebrations to hook up with other lonely holiday ho’s. Holiday Ho’n’ is a flash of excitement especially when you travel back home for the holidays. Can get weird if you end up at a stranger’s family function. But mostly eat good, get drunk/high a lot, and only occasional sad cries alone because you can’t keep a functioning relationship with another human.

Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s

Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.

Found out Cynthia was gang banging the East Side Motorcycle Club this past Halloween while I was pulling a double shift at the port-a-can cleaning and recycling factory, so I’ll definitely be Holiday Ho’n’ my ass off this year.

by Jamacha November 19, 2023

holiday (verb)

To celebrate a holiday

I was surprised today to see UPS using holiday as a verb on a banner in its office)

However you choose to holiday (verb) this season, holiday (verb) with vigor.

Some people like to holiday with their family at home, but others holiday alone. Once upon a time I holidayed on a cruise in New Zealand with my wife. Some holiday hitting a piñata.

by Profesor de Ingles November 30, 2024

holidays

wtf are these holidays. Christmas, some old, fat, drunk man giving you toys. Easter, some random ass bunny gives you eggs. Halloween, walking around at night taking candy from strangers

yes its halloween!

noooooooooooo!!!!! i hate Holidays!!!!

by big_boi_now March 17, 2021

Pre-Holiday Movie

These are the movies that are released from the middle of October to about the middle of November, just before the holiday movie season. They may have some elements of being a holiday movie (slim but potential Oscar nomination, somewhat epic, drama, romantic comedy) but are usually not the major draw that the holiday blockbusters are. These are frequently horror movies to capitalize on Halloween.

The pre-holiday movies serve Hollywood by advertising the holiday blockbusters.

by New English October 12, 2010

“Not a holiday” person

A Jehovah’sWitness.

Hey Caren, what are you wearing to the Christmas party?

Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!

by ConstantComment January 26, 2025