Car crash

A thing his girlfriend should get into bc i hate her

Omg my car came in a car crash omg

by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022

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I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case

Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you

by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022

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crashed._.rocket

Literally the best tiktoker in the world🐢. The slayer of all slays😏. We stannn him. LOVE HIMM SLAAAAY. MATERIAL GURL!!! 🤪

Some rando: I love crashed._.rocket he is so slay, also mlp and dolls YES PLEASE!!

Me: uhhhhh YEA

by Material_gurl May 14, 2022

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crashed._.rocket

Literally the best tiktoker there is🐢. The slayer of all slays 😏. The snazziest, baddie EVER! WE LOVE HIMM! HE SLAYYS! MATERIAL GURL! 🤪

Some rando: omg crashed._.rocket is the coolest!! like mlp AND dolls YES PLEASE

me: uhhh… YEA!

by Material_gurl May 14, 2022

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crash land

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.

by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

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