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Final Fantasy Legend II: Part 2: My Eternal Saga 

Final Fantasy Legend II: Part II: My Eternal Saga, is my life, as Priestess Kai/Ki. Since Priestess Kai/Ki, is immortal, that means, I will live forever!
Final Fantasy Legend II: Part 2: My Eternal Saga, will not be for a console, or a computer. It will happen in real life! Actually my life! I'm glad I'm Priestess Kai/Ki! I can't wait to be my anime female self again!
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Final Fantasy Syndrome

Final Fantasy Syndrome is a phenomenon where people who get all their social interaction from playing Final Fantasy XIV lose the ability to communicate like normal people. People suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome typically respond to simple messages with 10000 word essays that look like they were written by ChatGPT and talk in a overly formal way reminiscent of some customer service agents.

Despite this veneer of formality and niceness, people suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome will typically leave no opportunity unseized to start petty drama, especially with people who do not play Final Fantasy XIV (Although they will not shy away from infighting if no such target is available).
I used to be friends with this guy but then he started suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome. He sent me a ten page tirade after mentioned I don't play FFXIV and then blocked me everywhere.

scripted fantasy

The collective illusion of independent choice while we all pick from the same algorithmic menu of pre-approved rebellions and standardized awakenings.
"Your personal growth looks exactly like the latest TikTok therapy template - scripted fantasy!"
"Your main character syndrome looks pretty npc to me. Must be a scripted fantasy."
"Found yourself doing ayahuasca? Classic scripted fantasy."

A Divine Fantasy 

Metal band from St. Paul, MN.

Balls Deep Fantasy League 

A group of gay boys and one vagina that try and manage fantasy football teams. They tend to whine a lot. All 11 gay boys work for really bad companies. The commissioner is about as funny as Jay Leno, but tries hard to make the other gay boys giggle with jokes.
Everyone wants to play Hubba in the Balls Deep Fantasy League

Brendan's fantasy football team 

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"

The Final Fantasy Legend II House 

This is my house. My close friends know, that even though I am a guy, I am Priestess Kai/Ki, from Makai Toushi Saga 2: Hihou Densetsu/Final Fantasy Legend II, and Saga 2: Hihou Densestu - Goddess of Destiny. Final Fantasy Legend II, also appears in Collection of Saga/Final Fantasy Legend, known in Japan, as The Saga Collection.
Being the real-life version, of Priestess Kai/Ki, living in The Final Fantasy Legend II House, brings me much joy! Then I will no longer have to hate myself, and can accept myself, as a real life Anime JRPG character!