Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.

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Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.

by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022

Fantasy

City nights
Summer breeze makes you feel all right
Neon lights
Shining brightly make your brain ignite

See the girls with the dresses so tight (give you love)
Give you love if the price is right
Black or white
In the streets there's no wrong and no right, no

Outta sight
Buy your kicks from the man in the white
Feels all right
Powder pleasure in your nose tonight

See the men paint their faces and cry (like some girl)
Like some girl it makes you wonder why
City life
Sure is cool but it cuts like a knife (like a knife), it's your life

So forget all that you see
It's not reality
It's just a fantasy

Can't you see
What this crazy life is doing to me?

Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life?
Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life?

So forget all that you see
It's not reality
It's just a fantasy

Can't you see
What this crazy life is doing to me? Yeah

Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life?
Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life?

Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life?
Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life?
I know
I know

by Death Menace February 4, 2023

fantasy fuck team

A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.

I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.

by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017

fantasy football gripe

Specific complaints or accusations about fantasy football (e.g., rules, results, transactions, etc.) framed as innocent inquiries or concerns.

Even though I could look this question up, and even though Player Z was clearly dropped by Team S, was it legal for Team S to do that and then be added later by Team H? This isn't a fantasy football gripe, I'm just generally curious whether we follow the undroppable player list.

by bama-roll-tide November 16, 2022

Puke Fantasy

The most disgusting thoughts you can conjure up to make yourself puke because you’re hung over.

Morbidly obese lesbians humping in nacho cheese or gelatin is my go to puke fantasy when I have to make myself throw up. Case in point: their jiggly brachial arm fat that’s riddled with dimples will end me quick.

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023

Fun dip fantasy

The act of putting fundip powder in a girls vagina then using the fundip stick to stir it around followed by eating her out

“Yo bro I had a fun dip fantasy with my girl”

by Arttable November 18, 2025

Brendan's fantasy football team

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"

1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"

by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017