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Fantasy Player

Term coined by the Legend Z-Daddy, used to describe a player who plays Lacrosse only for the clout, but is AIDS at lax. Commonly called a "Carmel" or a "Costigan" as they were the original fantasy players
"Hey, who's that kid ripping juul instead of going to practice?"
"Idk must be some fantasy player Carmel type kid"
by Fantasylaxbro May 12, 2018
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Lumberjack Fantasies

Fantasiers everyone should have/Fantasies everybody has. Its the groud floor of every phedophile in the world.
"I had so much cum on my face because of lumberjack fantasies"
by Odden March 24, 2017
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A Divine Fantasy

Metal band from St. Paul, MN.
by A Divine Fantasy March 30, 2007
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fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.
How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.
by tom hum April 18, 2010
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Final Fantasy 10

An often overrated Final Fantasy title. An impressive game for it’s time, it didn’t age particularly well. It features a nonsensical, disjointed plot full of silly contrivances galore and it doesn’t really take off until about Lake Macalania. After that, it begins to get interesting and intense. It has too many villains, all of which aren’t particularly good and features some pretty horrendous English voice acting and localization that hurt the experience quite a bit. It’s better than 12 and 13 but is a decidedly average, low frills Final Fantasy overall and felt lacking compared to the PS1 games. It had a horrendous gimmicky sequel that undermined the poignant, emotional ending it had.
Final Fantasy 10 was average. A good beginners title but has nothing on 7-9.
by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022
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Fantasy Escort Network

An adult escort service from the south that operates in southern states and the midwest. They have been in business for over 30 years because of their relationships with law enforcement. They operate out of Redwood Management Apartment Complexes and local hotels. They load the ho stable from 3pm-5pm, drive hoes to the hotel at 6pm, then drive them to the stable around 2am. The girls sleep at the apartment, then drive them home at 7am.
Damn the cops have a search warrant for my house because that ho from fantasy escort network wore a blue-tooth ear piece and tapped our conversation talking about drugs to the cops. At least they have cheap ho prices.
by Perrysburg home of the Ho’s September 10, 2019
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Colt 45 Fantasy

When you have intercourse with a girl in every state and country named in the song colt 45.
"hey Eddie, how's your Colt 45 fantasy going?" "Pretty good man, I'm trying to give a girl my my herbs n spices"
by Phillyeeyore June 1, 2025
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