Dark Fantasy

a dark idea with no basis in reality.

"your blood on my hands is my dark fantasy."

by wavyvvs April 10, 2022

Final Fantasy II

Actually not that bad of a game.

Guy 1: Final Fantasy II is bad because it has an unbalanced and quirky level system

Guy 2: then play the GBA port. Lol

by Gingerbreadbedhead March 9, 2022

Fantasy

The idea that life should be good for more than 30 of people is a fantasy? Hahahaha!

Hym "That's a fantasy!? Wooooow! Live in a fantasy?"

Idiot "We can't make life better unless we do my thing... But MY THING isn't working.... So I guess we should just do it forever then, huh, guys?"

Hym "Bwahahahaha! No! That... That doesn't sound smart to me. Ha! Sorry. How is that a fantasy? How is it (how life IS currently) a fantasy if it's only arbitrarily so?"

Idiot "Well... Um....."

Hym "Yeah shit-head.... It's the potential reality you're withholding from us... Arbitrarily... That's not the definition of the word 'fantasy' shit-head. Read a book."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

what a childish fantasy

Sentence used for when someone proposes an alternate reality but that already exists in the real word

Person 1: I wish Britain spoke a romance language!

Person 2: Romans in Britain? What a childish fantasy.

by a brazilian monarchist March 4, 2023

Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players

Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold

by Brizarian April 19, 2018

Divorce Fantasy

Divorce Fantasy is the pitiful feeling children experience after their parents end what is usually a tumultuous marriage. On some level, children feel hope that their parents might suddenly someday reconcile & play nice.

Ava kept in the back of her mind a divorce fantasy that her parents would magically turn into Phil & Claire on Modern Family & stop being jerks.

by Ohio Divorce Lawyer Anne February 21, 2014

Value fantasy

noun: a real or imagined scenario where significant resources are saved or gained, especially when multiple events or conditions coincide with synergistic effect. The phrase is typically used as an exclamation to describe and affirm such a scenario.

Synonyms: #valueadded #winning #starsalign

Antonyms: #shitshow #goatrope #snafu #soupsandwich

Usage: I went to federal building to get that personal information and in the waiting room I secured partnerships for my volunteer advocacy work and completed three time-sensitive tasks for work - and I got it all done in the 40 mins that was left on the parking meter from the previous driver…and it was the closest spot to the entrance. And it was above 0 degrees and sunny Value fantasy!!

by definio maximum December 2, 2022