Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death

Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s

by Yhcaep December 13, 2023

weekend bopper

A particular breed of alcoholic/drug addict who gets drunk or abuses illicit drugs on the weekends.

Jonny won't admit he's a weekend bopper, because he gets his shit done during the week.

by autumnalwaysleaves May 3, 2009

French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.

Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

phat weekend

A weekend of more than 2 days. Optimally there are three or four days off together.

Amy couldn’t wait to use the phat weekend for a quick getaway to the beach. She was going to invite her crew!

by Whitword March 24, 2023

First weekend of may

The first weekend of may is when you lay skin to skin with your partner

“The first weekend of may is lay skin to skin with your partner weekend”

by Lord Karma May 4, 2024

Link Weekend

The word the hip and happening Sups uses for a long weekend

I'm out. But there's a link weekend to see all you buggers.

by Rando123456 August 5, 2022

Weekend Alcoholist

A person who lives a normal life on weekdays, but at the weekend gets so drunk that he/she forgets what happend to him (this whole act happens at home, lonely andwhile playing online games). The preferred beverage is usually beer.

Person 1: Oi where tf is Mike
Person 2: He is a Weekend alcoholist, so probably drinking at home

by Fannyeater34 October 6, 2018