Hamster doobie

That little rolled up toilet paper, often single ply, that's rolled up, resembles a little doobie, the size for a hamster and tucked between a woman's vaginal lips, ( labia).

I was about to go down on my girl when I realized she was packing a hamster doobie.

by StatDoc May 14, 2025

Crack Hamster

an endearing nickname given to ones pet hamster who may act as if they are on crack cocaine

This is my pet hamster, her name is Gizmo but we all just call Crack Hamster

by cookiegirl89089 December 2, 2021

hamster

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

I got with a hamster last night. My back is still sore since this morning."
"Bro what'd she do to you?"
"Pushed me against a wall."

by maskofsanity June 2, 2024

Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Hamster slut

The idea of a person with profoundly big cheeks is also a huge slut

That william guy is a huge hamster slut

by Coomzzys May 28, 2016

The Hamster

A sex act which involves a man laying face down on the roof of a vehicle that has a sun roof. He will then insert his penis through the sun roof while his female partner proceeds to suck on his from underneath hence resembling a hamster drinking from their water bottle.

This is the 3rd date now with this new chick I've been smashing. Hopefully tonight after dinner I can get her to give me The Hamster.

by Juggernaut247 May 8, 2025

banging hamsters

When two women hump/rub their pussies together.

Don’t tell anyone, but I walked in on Lisa and Erica banging hamsters last night.

by GingerBush79 October 27, 2023