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Hamster

A small cute animal that keeps you up all night because hamster wheels aren't really silent. They like carrots
My hamster likes eating hardened glue, cardboard and paper.
by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019
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Hamster nuts

They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them
by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021
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Hamster

Chunky,cute,adorable little animal
Bob: CUTE RAT!!!
Jeff: it’s a hamster
by Hamster<3 January 23, 2022
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Disabled hamster

A mentally challenged, woman who went through a postpartum episode.
That bitch is really a “disabled hamster
by Criticalchris September 2, 2025
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Hamster

A racist term for a hispanic person meaning that they bread like hamsters. Usually knocking up multiple women and bailing on there kids like a rodent would do just spread there seed and move on
(White guy) "Hey did you hear about carlos? He knocked up my sister and bailed on her this is his 15th kid hes done this too!"
(Other white guy) "wow what a fuckin hamster! She should have gotten a nice white guy instead hopefully she learns you dahm well know that fuckin hamster carlos wont hes just spreading his seed like a rodent"
by Panhead_Chopper_11C February 6, 2021
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hamster

by G.W.Bnig December 4, 2017
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Hamstering

When a man lies down face down on top of a car, with his erect penis protruding through the sunroof, where he is given a blowjob. It is referred to as hamstering because it resembles a hamster in a cage drinking from a water bottle.
Dude, I just visited a new dogging spot and someone was deadass hamstering! It was hot af, ngl.
by TopicopediaPodcast October 4, 2025
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