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Buhthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Buhthole Express often operates as the ‘Butthole Express’ in the company of more explicit parties. The Buhthole Express is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”

“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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Porny Express

Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.
Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.
by James Jessenfedden June 16, 2022
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Anal Expressive

(From Psychology)
Adjective
- the exact opposite of "anal retentive" where one hides the fact one defecates or pounds gargantuan stink burgers out their double bun burger farm, the anal expressive obsessively talks about, and or applies creativity to concept of defecting, one he or she once hid from.

Diarrhea scientists theorize that the Anal Expressivity s an example of a Newton's Third Law or Motion, namely it is an"equal and opposite reaction" of being Anal Retentive at an early stage in life.
When I was younger I was anal retentive. I couldn't poop anywhere but at home. Today I teach courses on how to take a shit off a 5 story building and am the editor of Power Defecator Magazine. I'm anal expressive.
by Nards Eubanks September 18, 2024
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Sushi Express

A restaurant that sells sushi on a conveyor belt
Have you been to Sushi Express?
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Garbage Expression

Garbage Expression is a satirical form of expression that was discovered by Jonny Marrero through psychedelic experiences. GE usually portrays more emphasis on completely ignorant, obnoxious and crude comments. Very similar to the online trolling(as it's particularly used online and through other forms of social media), Garbage Expression is expressing completely ignorant/vile thoughts or ideas through any form of expression whether that be in real life or online, using phrases and thoughts that make people cringe or feel uncomfortable. Garbage Expression seems to be a now very prominent form of humor, as we are starting to see it in the media. A perfect example of Garbage Expression would be the humor portrayed through The Eric Andre Show.
Jonny is so into anti-comedy so much that he now uses garbage expression as a form of personal entertainment.
by ALBUS DUMBLEDORS October 17, 2016
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Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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