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If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not
If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not
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Express adoption

Most of Batman‘s kids
Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.
by ThePandaRedd August 4, 2022
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Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.
Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.
by dp0303 October 7, 2017
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Eggplant Express

A girl who has sex with lots of men. It's another term for the cock carousel.
She rode the Eggplant Express in her 20's and early 30's, now at 35, she's had her fun and wants something real.
by Enko247 May 20, 2025
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chris christie express

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame
John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!
by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018
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