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fantasy football

The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.
Man: Hey, can we fantasy football tonight?
Woman: Depends on when the draft is.
by Myqe the Rappist September 3, 2018
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fantasy punishment

When a nerd gets last in his fantasy league and gets embarrassingly punished.
Jack is such a nerd, his fantasy punishment should be to post a Tiktok of him twerking.
by Trxole January 20, 2024
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Fantasy

So the female fantasy included things like, vampire, pirate, surgeon, werewolf, etc... How many of those fantasies involve fat cocks? Is it 100%? I'll bet it's closer to 100 than it is 0.
Hym "And if that's the case... Then the fantasy isn't 'Werewolf' it's 'Werewolf with a fat cock' or 'Vampire with a meaty dongle' or 'Surgeon with a 9 iron' or 'Disabled Retard with a big dick'
by Hym Iam February 4, 2023
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Peach Fantasy

What shaggy-maned males prefer as a follow-up after a 'New York Steamer'. Many instances of 'peach fantasies' result in workplace sexual harassment claims. May also mean something as simple as a 'Peach Fanta'
"Hey, I also want a peach fantasy"
"So you are saying you want a peach fantasy to go along with your New York Steamer... I feel uncomfortable"
"I know"
by The Prestigomo December 3, 2013
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Fantasy

I miss you
Come home
This isn't no fantasy story
by Frobonetic June 10, 2020
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Tadpole-Fantasy

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010
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Final Fantasy Syndrome

Final Fantasy Syndrome is a phenomenon where people who get all their social interaction from playing Final Fantasy XIV lose the ability to communicate like normal people. People suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome typically respond to simple messages with 10000 word essays that look like they were written by ChatGPT and talk in a overly formal way reminiscent of some customer service agents.

Despite this veneer of formality and niceness, people suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome will typically leave no opportunity unseized to start petty drama, especially with people who do not play Final Fantasy XIV (Although they will not shy away from infighting if no such target is available).
I used to be friends with this guy but then he started suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome. He sent me a ten page tirade after mentioned I don't play FFXIV and then blocked me everywhere.
by Magnus Dong November 19, 2024
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