Fantasy Whore

A girl you want to fuck but will never get. She lives in your fantasies and you fuck her every day until the frustration of never having her takes over your head and you start thinking of a new fantasy whore. Fantasy whore you try to forget can come back in while jacking off at any given time.

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Jacking off to the fantasy whore."

by DJDaveNYC August 4, 2017

what a childish fantasy

Sentence used for when someone proposes an alternate reality but that already exists in the real word

Person 1: I wish Britain spoke a romance language!

Person 2: Romans in Britain? What a childish fantasy.

by a brazilian monarchist March 5, 2023

Fantasying

The act of checking fantasy sports.

I am fantasying right now, I decided to start Peyton Manning over Tony Romo. I better win this week.

by C2daLail February 1, 2010

fantasy hoe

A fantasy hoe is a type of hoe that lusts after people (and makes people lust for them) but never puts out. Heavily flirtatious irl, on social media, dating apps and basically anywhere else. However, when it comes time to actually hook up, the fantasy hoe opts out and instead is only fulfilled by the idea of sex with the other party, not the action.

“I gotta stop talking to Jose, he flirts with me all day but has never made a move. He’s just a fantasy hoe.”

“I love sexting strangers and then never talking to them again, I’m such a fantasy hoe”

by PAPA$PICE December 27, 2017

double fantasy

a type of sex when a male/female is owned by two partners

Jane and Jill were at my place the other day. It was a real double fantasy.

by 1dw3_1+3 September 24, 2023

Puke Fantasy

The most disgusting thoughts you can conjure up to make yourself puke because you’re hung over.

Morbidly obese lesbians humping in nacho cheese or gelatin is my go to puke fantasy when I have to make myself throw up. Case in point: their jiggly brachial arm fat that’s riddled with dimples will end me quick.

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 13, 2023

Peach Fantasy

What shaggy-maned males prefer as a follow-up after a 'New York Steamer'. Many instances of 'peach fantasies' result in workplace sexual harassment claims. May also mean something as simple as a 'Peach Fanta'

"Hey, I also want a peach fantasy"
"So you are saying you want a peach fantasy to go along with your New York Steamer... I feel uncomfortable"
"I know"

by The Prestigomo December 3, 2013