verb: the act of prematurely celebrating and then FAILING to accomplish what you were celebrating for.
Crashing a Jet, The NY Jets making up Super Bowl end zone dances BEFORE they make it to the Super Bowl!
by Grimmlock25 January 24, 2011
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When you fall off a building, naked, and you teabag someone when you hit the ground. It always results in two fatalities.
Ben Dupuis had a major "Crash Landing" on that bitch in downtown Toronto.
by Show time August 12, 2008
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next level of mish-mashing, usually done with a spork
dylan crish-crashed katie at the party
by big cockalopolis February 1, 2009
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Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.
Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!
by insidiot October 28, 2018
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When you do alot of drugs and wake up felling it in the morning, also used while you crash your girls puss and wake up regretting it
Dude what happend last night i fell like shit , and were dafuq is my girl i need to smash her hopefully i dont crash and burn again
by fireishere420 December 13, 2018
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An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.
I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.
by Arnie Grape June 10, 2021
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