Crash and Carry

You/someone is having and accident, and carry yourself/himself to the emergency health facility.
She never grieve for her boy friend, who crash and carry himself while he was drunk on a boat and broke his leg.
by abifarrah August 22, 2010
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Crash Landing

When you fall off a building, naked, and you teabag someone when you hit the ground. It always results in two fatalities.
Ben Dupuis had a major "Crash Landing" on that bitch in downtown Toronto.
by Show time October 07, 2008
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Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
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Crash dummy

You’re not here to get better, you’re here to make the good ones better than they are by pushing them to be the best. In games you cheer them on and when you get in you sit in the corner and shoot 3s.
That crash dummy is good at his job! He plays his role!
by The crash dummy February 04, 2020
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Doritos Crash Course

A free video game released in 2010 for the Xbox 360
Hey John, want to play Doritos Crash Course after school?
by melon31 July 10, 2023
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Crashing Out

Entering a short/momentary phase of intense depression, often accompanied by horrible decision making, and a lack of motivation overall. Some symptoms of Crashing Out include: bedrotting, texting your ex-situationship, hyperfixating on socializing with one person and only that person, low energy, low libido, and vitamin D deficiency. Gen-Z and young millenials are the most common victims of Crash-outs, as these people tend to be the most chronically online, and socially sheltered.
"Hey, I haven't heard from you in a few days, is everything alright?"

"yeah i'm fine, just been crashing out"
by Simsonchin July 06, 2024
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Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.
This person just got into a penis crash!
by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024
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