New England Juicer 

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.

The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.

New England Juicer by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024

new england gas mask 

the act of farting while you have your legs wrapped around someones head and your balls in their mouth

My GF Camille is such a freak, she let me give her a New England Gas Mask last night

new england gas mask by Aurora Whorialis July 23, 2024

New England Puckerburner

The act of soaking a tampon in Spicy Cajun Mustard and inserting it in your rectum.

I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.

New England Puckerburner by Helvecta Heresy January 8, 2025

New England Style Rusty Lantern 

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.

After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.

New England Style Rusty Lantern by daddydeals March 14, 2025

New England Pinwheel 

The New England pinwheel is when you and your partner are getting promiscuous, and you both collectively decide to douse each other in Clam Chowder and Baked Beans; she then proceeds to lay down flat on her stomach whilst you get on top of her and insert it in her in a helicopter position, and begin to spin as fast as you can, spewing Clam Chowder all over the room.

“Yo Paul! me and my girl preformed the New England Pinwheel last night”

New England Pinwheel by The stiffy bandit May 6, 2025

New England Nutter Butter 

The act of inserting heavy cream into ones anus and a man churning it with his penis until he ejaculates.

“Me and Chris made some New England Nutter Butter last night!”

New England Nutter Butter by Theodore Foreskin July 5, 2025

New England Puntriots

The only thing the team is good at. Punting the ball back to their opponents

Did you see drake Maye try to throw but get shot down 4 times. New England Puntriots

New England Puntriots by Jahamez February 8, 2026