titty vision

When you are with your spouse and an attractive female walks past, you use this to check them out without being caught.. A.K.A peripheral vision.

I was with my girl Friday night and I had to use my titty vision to check out this fine women that walked past!

by Wyatt Gornick November 19, 2015

terminator vision

When you eye some one up and down looking at there flaws so u can roast the shit outta them.

John had his terminator vision all over Sarah. He was waiting for something to go down

by Wesley 726 June 21, 2017

tunnel vision intelligence

Someone whose only intelligent in one topic but when it comes to understanding anything besides that one topic they're stupid

A person with tunnel vision intelligence is the most intelligent (insert job title) in their field but dumb as f*** with anything else. "How can you possibly be capable of open heart surgery but can't understand a simple movie?"

by Queen Penelope July 28, 2022

Ghetto night vision

Turning your gamma up like a boss.

I whipped out my ghetto night vision on them bitches.

by Arma guy May 19, 2016

baby vision

1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.

2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.

3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.

(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)

Run--she got baby vision.

by DaTroot April 26, 2014

T-vision

The ability of someone to identify a transgender person on sight.

"Check this chick out. Definitely trans."
"How can you tell?"
"Tall. Elongated chin. Prominent Adam's apple. Speaks in a deep voice."
"Damn, you're good."
"When you check out trans chicks as much as I do, you tend to have pretty good T-vision."

by araparseghian December 13, 2014

Broso-Vision

The inability for self governance, and steadfast refusal to understand that you are personally the cause of your own misfortune.

"The Burdekin team lost poorly, due to Broso-Vision"

by Gavyn_H November 16, 2022