Marketing Genius

Someone who sells feet pics on EBay for lots of money.

Shrek: I just became a marketing Genius

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

jock market

Hot, sticky, dry, but clean... For dudes. They can take on eleven players at a time.

That the is a complete jock market.

by Huckleberryloves November 17, 2022

Coffee market

The coffee market it's a market of coffee, you understand, no, i am not a teacher fuck you
XDDD, I imagine a people read this article, I, I CRY the funny

For example: "Hey, you have any gram of coffee
- no, but in the coffee market has veryy veryy much

by CYROK October 31, 2018

after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019

stock market

Another name for porn, when the stocks raise I raise 📈🤤

“Dog I was looking at the stock market so much last night it was insane 😩”

“You know what they say, when the stocks raise I raise”

by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023

Expo marketer

The only pens teachers use, commonly used for masturbating (girls) they wipe off quick and easy, and they Are moist...

Mom I’m going to mastrabate, what will you use? An expo marketer

by Dixon Sadi June 6, 2018

Crowd Marketing Company

Phrase that identifies a company as a type of investment Scam aka Ponzi Scheme

Can also be referred to as Multi Level Marketing or Pyramid Scheme

Friend: Bro did you hear about this new investment company called Crowd1 its a Crowd Marketing Company
Me: Dude, get your money out! that is a Ponzi Scheme like Bitconnect

by MaxZeeMus May 23, 2021