Fantasy

Dad coming back

I miss you
Come home
This isn't no fantasy story

by Frobonetic June 10, 2020

Fantasy

So the female fantasy included things like, vampire, pirate, surgeon, werewolf, etc... How many of those fantasies involve fat cocks? Is it 100%? I'll bet it's closer to 100 than it is 0.

Hym "And if that's the case... Then the fantasy isn't 'Werewolf' it's 'Werewolf with a fat cock' or 'Vampire with a meaty dongle' or 'Surgeon with a 9 iron' or 'Disabled Retard with a big dick'

by Hym Iam February 4, 2023

Fantasy bullshit

Something Josh once said.

Something something fantasy bullshit

by bigalke93 January 8, 2019

Tadpole-Fantasy

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!

by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010

Final Fantasy Syndrome

Final Fantasy Syndrome is a phenomenon where people who get all their social interaction from playing Final Fantasy XIV lose the ability to communicate like normal people. People suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome typically respond to simple messages with 10000 word essays that look like they were written by ChatGPT and talk in a overly formal way reminiscent of some customer service agents.

Despite this veneer of formality and niceness, people suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome will typically leave no opportunity unseized to start petty drama, especially with people who do not play Final Fantasy XIV (Although they will not shy away from infighting if no such target is available).

I used to be friends with this guy but then he started suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome. He sent me a ten page tirade after mentioned I don't play FFXIV and then blocked me everywhere.

by Magnus Dong November 19, 2024

Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players

Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold

by Brizarian April 19, 2018

fantasy face

The face that you make while eating a Dark Fantasy cookie which is almost orgasmic. Each cookie is so freaking delicious with a perfectly baked caramelized crust that enrobes rich, velvety choco crème, so each bite is a unique combination of crunch and ooze.

I have a resting fantasy face, 'cause I'm always eating Dark Fantasy Cookies.

by pitachiuchiha December 15, 2022