Exposure Fantasy

A type of sexual aberration, centered around shame and often triggered by internet predation at a young age, that is bound to surpass the limits of its own title: the fantasizer gains sexual gratification from increasingly risky releases of information online. An email here, a photo with a Little Too Much Metadata there...but things snowball. Fantasy becomes reality when they are inevitably chronicled on search engines by just searching their legal name. This can lead to employment issues, alienation, and worse - a deepening perversion that turns much more physical.

"I think my new boyfriend might have an exposure fantasy...? He keeps asking me to post his passport photo on Facebook next to that video of me pegging him."

"Make sure you remove the metadata on your homemade content, dude...you don't want to wind up like AdamLjung and end up plastered all over the internet as ' Halmstad Sissy Emma' QQ"

by Cigarette Jones December 18, 2023

Value fantasy

noun: a real or imagined scenario where significant resources are saved or gained, especially when multiple events or conditions coincide with synergistic effect. The phrase is typically used as an exclamation to describe and affirm such a scenario.

Synonyms: #valueadded #winning #starsalign

Antonyms: #shitshow #goatrope #snafu #soupsandwich

Usage: I went to federal building to get that personal information and in the waiting room I secured partnerships for my volunteer advocacy work and completed three time-sensitive tasks for work - and I got it all done in the 40 mins that was left on the parking meter from the previous driver…and it was the closest spot to the entrance. And it was above 0 degrees and sunny Value fantasy!!

by definio maximum December 2, 2022

fantasy face

The face that you make while eating a Dark Fantasy cookie which is almost orgasmic. Each cookie is so freaking delicious with a perfectly baked caramelized crust that enrobes rich, velvety choco crème, so each bite is a unique combination of crunch and ooze.

I have a resting fantasy face, 'cause I'm always eating Dark Fantasy Cookies.

by pitachiuchiha December 15, 2022

Fantasy

The idea that life should be good for more than 30 of people is a fantasy? Hahahaha!

Hym "That's a fantasy!? Wooooow! Live in a fantasy?"

Idiot "We can't make life better unless we do my thing... But MY THING isn't working.... So I guess we should just do it forever then, huh, guys?"

Hym "Bwahahahaha! No! That... That doesn't sound smart to me. Ha! Sorry. How is that a fantasy? How is it (how life IS currently) a fantasy if it's only arbitrarily so?"

Idiot "Well... Um....."

Hym "Yeah shit-head.... It's the potential reality you're withholding from us... Arbitrarily... That's not the definition of the word 'fantasy' shit-head. Read a book."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Flesh For Fantasy

There's a change in pace
Of my fantasy today
Do you like good music?
Yes, I wanna dance
Oh, yeah
Hanging out for a body shot at night
Ain't it strange what they do to feel all right?
Oh, yeah
So, if you should call, I am experienced
Whoa-whoa, yeah, aw!
Face to face and back to back
You see and feel my sex attack
Wanna sing it, yeah
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We cry

Flesh, flesh for fantasy
It's after midnight
I should be feeling alright
Oh, yeah
Turn out the light, babe
I need someone else tonight, yeah
Neighbour to neighbour, door to door, aw
Oh-oh, yeah, aw
Face to face and back to back
You see and feel my sex attack
Wanna sing it, yeah
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
Yeah-yeah-yeah, we cry
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
Father loved his son
Mother, daughter, too
That's the old, old story
Cries the new world too
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
Yeah-yeah-yeah, we cry
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We want
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
Do you like good music?
Do you wanna dance?
Oh, yeah
Turn out the light, babe
And be someone else tonight, oh yeah
Neighbour to neighbour, door to door
I did my crime, enjoyed my time
Never been having before
Never been nothing before
Flesh, flesh, flesh, flesh
Flesh, flesh, flesh, flesh
Flesh, flesh, flesh, flesh

by Death Menace August 19, 2023

fantasy RPG game

A recreational activity where you get to pretend dat you're launching shoulder-fired rockets at assorted targets.

Anytime I get so mad dat I wanna go knock someone's block off, I indulge in a fantasy RPG game for half an hour, and secretly visualize da game's enemy targets dat go up in huge fireballs as being da people I'm mad at; this helps me calm down like nobody's business.

by QuacksO August 20, 2023

double fantasy

a type of sex when a male/female is owned by two partners

Jane and Jill were at my place the other day. It was a real double fantasy.

by 1dw3_1+3 September 24, 2023