Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.
Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
Get the Fantasy Football Snakemug. Guy 1: Final Fantasy II is bad because it has an unbalanced and quirky level system
Guy 2: then play the GBA port. Lol
Guy 2: then play the GBA port. Lol
by Gingerbreadbedhead March 9, 2022
Get the Final Fantasy IImug. Hym "That's a fantasy!? Wooooow! Live in a fantasy?"
Idiot "We can't make life better unless we do my thing... But MY THING isn't working.... So I guess we should just do it forever then, huh, guys?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha! No! That... That doesn't sound smart to me. Ha! Sorry. How is that a fantasy? How is it (how life IS currently) a fantasy if it's only arbitrarily so?"
Idiot "Well... Um....."
Hym "Yeah shit-head.... It's the potential reality you're withholding from us... Arbitrarily... That's not the definition of the word 'fantasy' shit-head. Read a book."
Idiot "We can't make life better unless we do my thing... But MY THING isn't working.... So I guess we should just do it forever then, huh, guys?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha! No! That... That doesn't sound smart to me. Ha! Sorry. How is that a fantasy? How is it (how life IS currently) a fantasy if it's only arbitrarily so?"
Idiot "Well... Um....."
Hym "Yeah shit-head.... It's the potential reality you're withholding from us... Arbitrarily... That's not the definition of the word 'fantasy' shit-head. Read a book."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Get the Fantasymug. by wavyvvs April 10, 2022
Get the Dark Fantasymug. Sentence used for when someone proposes an alternate reality but that already exists in the real word
Person 1: I wish Britain spoke a romance language!
Person 2: Romans in Britain? What a childish fantasy.
Person 2: Romans in Britain? What a childish fantasy.
by a brazilian monarchist March 4, 2023
Get the what a childish fantasymug. This guy is a Beatoff fantasy because he thinks he is a horse expert, but acts stupid and does not know much about horses
by jondich September 16, 2021
Get the Beatoff Fantasymug. The face that you make while eating a Dark Fantasy cookie which is almost orgasmic. Each cookie is so freaking delicious with a perfectly baked caramelized crust that enrobes rich, velvety choco crème, so each bite is a unique combination of crunch and ooze.
by pitachiuchiha December 15, 2022
Get the fantasy facemug.