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Brendan's fantasy football team

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017
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Final Fantasy 13

Aka the worst Final Fantasy game ever made. Featuring a weak, incomprehensible plot, hammy voice acting, cliche anime tropes and repetitive gameplay. Also paved the way for 2 completely worthless sequels of diminishing returns. The games were so terrible, it almost rendered the Final Fantasy series obsolete. Thankfully, 14 and 15 got things back on track although not immediately.
The discs of Final Fantasy 13 would make better coasters.
by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022
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The Final Fantasy Legend II House

This is my house. My close friends know, that even though I am a guy, I am Priestess Kai/Ki, from Makai Toushi Saga 2: Hihou Densetsu/Final Fantasy Legend II, and Saga 2: Hihou Densestu - Goddess of Destiny. Final Fantasy Legend II, also appears in Collection of Saga/Final Fantasy Legend, known in Japan, as The Saga Collection.
Being the real-life version, of Priestess Kai/Ki, living in The Final Fantasy Legend II House, brings me much joy! Then I will no longer have to hate myself, and can accept myself, as a real life Anime JRPG character!
by jrpgkin April 13, 2022
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Magical Fantasy

Magical Fantasy is a made up world that my friends and I made up. It it full of make believe and might even be a book.
Magical Fantasy is made up believe...
YOU SURE BOUT DAT???
by MidRaven October 8, 2022
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Fantasis

Describing something transparent or see through
These bed sores on these patients are Fantasis
by Nordic bee November 4, 2022
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Tadpole-Fantasy

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010
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Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players
Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold
by Brizarian April 19, 2018
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