She has big head, but super funny. Her dog has crusty ass noes like her owners elbows
by Erik the FUCKboy April 23, 2020
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In British Slang Someone who pays in very small change 10p, 20p,2p,1p.
"That man payed with crackhead change"
"Sorry all i have is crackhead change"
by OmegaSign May 12, 2022
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Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
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