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Black Eye

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- SSSSSSSSSSS... HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT HAPPENED!? OOOOOOH MAN!
Hym "OOOOOOH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!? IS BEING A LYING THIEVING RETARD FINALLY CATCHING UP WITH YOU? I mean, you would think with all the shit I talk I would have one but I've literally never had a single black eye in my entire life! Hopefully it catches up with Noah too! Hopefully all of the world's cripples get what's coming to them. NOW! GET ME MY FUCKING MONEY!"
by Hym Iam June 1, 2025
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chinese eyes

cannot see the bigger picture; short sighted
"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.
by demoncan December 20, 2024
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STORAGE EYES

Because of NINE ELEVEN any thing that leaves your possession that goes into any compartment is subject to scrutiny.
Look it be a fool of me to store my suitcases JAY in these BART compartments for bicycles because it minute I leave STORAGE EYES would be looking with INTENT at my painful details of my possessions.
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big ol eyes

Spongebob: 👁👁
The Flying Dutchman: AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL EYES!
Spongebob: • •
by Yeehawwwwwww April 21, 2021
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Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .
On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.
by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020
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eye swiper

Person usually white who runs their eyes or swipes their eyes in the presence of Asian people. This is probably the most arrogant racist gesture typically displayed but nonetheless it exists
Driving down the highway I encounter a band of eye swipers
by Pdpmagi December 31, 2015
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Spider eye

The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.
John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.

Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.
by TrixieCarroll January 23, 2020
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