Naked Walker 

A 45-100 year old male who walks around gym locker rooms with no clothes on. May also be spotted with a towel in hand (rather than around body), slip on sandals, and soap on a rope. Beware: naked walkers love to start conversations with their fully clothed neighbors...

When I walked into the locker room, a few naked walkers bumped into me, I think one's cock hit my leg...

Naked Walker by Pepe Cojones February 2, 2009

naked mirror karate 

Before you get into the shower, spend 10 or 12 minutes perfecting your karate skills, being naked will enhance the experience with your pork sword swirling with your moves

I almost took out a man berry on the corner of the sink while doing Naked Mirror Karate

naked mirror karate by feliks March 14, 2006

naked sit-up 

The act of performing fellatio to one's self as a form of masterbation. More properly and politely referred to as self oral or autofellatio.

It is physically possible for men who have sufficient flexibility or penis size or a combination of the two to perform the naked sit-up.
Statistics show that every 3 out of 1000 men are capable of it.
The naked sit-up was given its name because when one tries to perform it, it looks as though they are trying to do a sit-up (and usually failing stupendously) while naked.
It is rumored that Marilyn Manson had his botton two ribs removed to be able to do the naked sit-up.

Man1: "DUDE!!!! So guess what I did last night!"
Man2: "...what?"
Man1: "I sucked my own dick!"
Man2: "WHOOOAAA SHIT BRO!!! YOU DID A NAKED SIT-UP?!?!"
Man1: "Fuck yeah!"
Man2: "OH MY GOD!!! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!"

Girl1: "Ew! So last night I walked in on my brother trying to do the naked sit-up."
Girl2: "EWWWW!!! That's like sooo gross, like oh my god... ew."

naked sit-up by zoee-owee-owee September 18, 2010

Nuke the thread 

The process of destroying a Facebook message thread or a message board thread by posting wildly inappropriate images and videos, preferably of deformed and/or mutilated genitalia, to scare outsiders away.

Coined by Kojo Manu of Baltimore

Roommate #1: Hey, check it out. my boyfriend left his Facebook up!

Roommate #2: Lolz. Mess with it

#1: Yeah I'm going to post in his messages: "Hi guys Johnny left his fb up, it's his gf"

#2: What did they say
(pause)

#1: What does "nuke the thread" mean?
(pause)
#1: Oh GOD! They keep posting pictures of micro-penises!

#2: Close the page!

Nuke the thread by gurrilla55 September 22, 2010

Nukewarm water

The very opposite of lukewarm water , water that is extremely hot Beyond comprehension. (potentially fatal)

Person 1: Wow That waters hot as fuck
Person 2: holy shit yeah it must be Nukewarm water.

Nukewarm water by XNION December 28, 2011

nuke poop 

poop so strong that it flies out of your butthole like a nuclear explosion.

dude, i nuke pooped in my pants and they caught on fire

nuke poop by ifihadaquarteridbuysomegum February 14, 2012

naked yoga 

Another word for sex. Especially if it involved some uncommon sex positions.

Well, if all goes well on this date, her and I will be going back to my place for some naked yoga

naked yoga by Pres7012 December 21, 2014