Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015

nuke

something that is fun to mess around with in sandbox video games

"I just dropped a nuke a city in my video game, it was so much fun"

by Paul Greene August 03, 2022

I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow

*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit”

by BloomingWave662 May 10, 2023

hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.

"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"

by basestDefinerInIowaHistory June 24, 2021

Nuked

When you're so high that your eyes aren't opening and you're pretty sure you died.

Someone: Jason are you asleep?
Other Someone: Nah. He is nuked though.

by Joe Ivy September 27, 2019

Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013

nuke rain

n. Catastrophic bombing or wanton destruction of a helpless opponent in a pointless confrontation.

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Kiev needs to ready itself;: a nuke rain is gonna fall.

by gnostic3 February 28, 2022