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free ticket booth

To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.
Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"
by SMSgt P January 4, 2019
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Skin ticket

Using a razor to make a ticket out of skin
Bro1:Dude I have my balls and I made a skin ticket

Bro2:WTF
by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019
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ticketing

i was ticketing past that Ferrari in my sleeper
by out1s November 18, 2018
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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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Ticket Booth

The name of a very large penis, a ticket booth.
"have you seen oscars ticket booth? its big enough to fill up the entire bus!"
by Ivor Pumpalumpa February 21, 2022
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Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.
by Stiglitz April 25, 2019
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