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Skin ticket

Using a razor to make a ticket out of skin
Bro1:Dude I have my balls and I made a skin ticket

Bro2:WTF
by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019
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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
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international titties ticket

a ticket u can send 10 times to ask from 1-10 fotos of a girls titts and the girl has do do this
person 1 sends the international titties ticket
person 2 sends 2 tittie pics
person 1 send more
person 2 sends more nudes
by jackalob May 29, 2020
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Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.
by Stiglitz April 25, 2019
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Woofer tickets

Kendrick Lamar is coming to town for a concert. Did you get his "woofer tickets"?
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