study head

Getting or giving head while studying

Yo I know you have that test later this week, but you want some study head?

by Radikal123 February 5, 2018

study depression

When that act of studying sends you into a depressive state. Symptoms include; sudden onset of fatigue, self doubt, lack of confidence, increase or decrease in appetite, irritability and fantasies about academic failure.

Matt: OMG I will never pass this test, I 'm too stupid!

Rachael: You will, you always pass your tests, you douche.

Matt: No I won't. I can't concentrate, I get so tired as soon as I open my book! Tomorrow I'll bomb out. I might as well quit the course now!

Rachael: Don't be a tool! You've got study depression, you'll get over it.

by Blue Nerf September 3, 2016

Social Studies

Another term of history. The most easiest subject to do, even more easier than eating lunch. Possibly the most useless and utter disappointment of what schools can do. If your period table has Social studies, lucky you. The only thing I properly learned was Sanskrit. Yes. Sanskrit. They focused on that one topic more than my family because it was the oh so inspiring language for everything.

Bro 1: yo, how social studies going along?
Bro 2: the most boring shit ever
Bro 1: you bet

by amazriel April 17, 2022

The Burke Studies

“The Burke studies” were a scientific study took place in 2018. In these studies, a highly respected research group ran a series of tests to find if “Hailey Burke” is attractive (despite her beliefs). Not only did the conclusion state that Hailey Burke was indeed very attractive, but also that she is an amazing person and one of the most wonderful friends in existence.

The results of “The Burke Studies” were very obvious.

“The Burke Studies” weren’t needed to tell us these results; this is already known.

by Speaker of Facts September 3, 2018

Performative Studying

Performative studying is an ineffective, impractical and performative method of studying. Primarily used only for the aesthetics and to be posted on social media, mainly to Pinterest and "studytok" part of TikTok.

Alan never picked up a pen in his life 'till he transferred to UC Irvine, now he got a whole highlight of his performative studying for the ABGs to see.

by Assemble25 October 14, 2025

No Study September

No study SEPTEMBER means that you won't study at school in september at all.

The next month is No Study September

by urboyhades November 11, 2019

Study

What some people pretend to be doing.

The bubbly girl wasn't really there (in the classroom or the study) to study (people or things/information), she thought of herself as a desperado, the kind of person that would hide behind a desk and pretend to be studying (someone or something) while she waited for an oppurtunity to jump out from behind her desk and stab somebody in the heart from behind if she thought there was a dollar hidden in it somewhere.

by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021