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Memory

A nice person who is sometimes crazy. They call themselves ugly, but sometimes their bestie says otherwise. They're a goofy person who can draw pretty good. You need to comfort them as much you can because they need it. Memory will protect you from whatever it can without hesitation. Stick them beside you for a long time because you'll need it!
Kara: I think I have a crush on Memory....

Sunny: You go and tell her! Memory will probably say yes.
by WeebTM_has_no_life May 13, 2020
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Memories

A picture in your head that you will never forget...
“..Sometimes you think of the memories and not the person..”
by (Broken Love) September 24, 2020
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goldfish memory

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss
the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week
by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024
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complex memory

Memory with both a real and imaginary component to it. (Analogous to complex numbers)
Alice: so you won a lottery after the bar fight but aliens stole the cash... are you sure you're not making this up?
Bob: I admit it's a complex memory.
by johnaoeboecoedoe May 26, 2013
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Hilliard memorial

The school is known to have the worst football team in Hilliard and the worst students to go there
Hilliard memorial is ass at every sport
by The memorial hater September 9, 2021
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misplaced memory

noun

1. A memory that exists vividly in the mind but cannot be confidently traced to its source, often leaving the individual unsure whether the event was experienced directly, witnessed, dreamed, imagined, or absorbed from media or others.

2. A mental file stored in the wrong directory — mistakenly filed under personal experience instead of dreams, fiction, or observation.

Note:
Unlike “false memory,” a misplaced memory may not be inaccurate — only misfiled. The content can be real; it’s the origin that’s uncertain. Think of it like dragging a file into the wrong folder: the data’s intact, just somewhere it shouldn’t be.
I have this misplaced memory of hiding in a church basement during a flood, but I think it might’ve been a dream… or maybe a scene from a movie?
by Ecco of Ithaca April 24, 2025
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minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015
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