Kill Your Mother Rape Your Dog 

fuck these corporations and their fucking record stores
I don't want my fucking paycheck feeding money whores
these fuckers flood the market with their fabricated shit
and laugh as this pathetic fucking music gets them rich

stay the fuck right out of my life
I don't need your fucking advice
you don't even know what our shit is all about
so don't even try to figure it out
fuck your Spice Girls and your fucking Pearl Jam
it's all a bunch of shit, I say fuck it
Fuck your Dave Matthews and your fucking REM
you god-damned bitch, fucking clueless
KILL YOUR MOTHER RAPE YOUR DOG

Kill Your Mother Rape Your Dog by Death Menace May 16, 2023

shooting your dog

A term meant to be as jacking off, can be used in so many different ways, one of th emost flexible code names ever

-My parents werent home so i shot my dog
-I was gonna shoot my dog but it was already dead

shooting your dog by izziemnko March 22, 2005

teaching your dog to drive 

A polite suggestion that someone has admirable faith while being out of touch with reality.

"Brilliant idea, truly, but you're teaching your dog to drive."

teaching your dog to drive by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020

curb your dog 

"Curb" is an acronym for Clean Up Right Behind. No one likes to step in dog poo. So land owners post this sign to to remind you to pick up after your dog.

As Cindy saw the "Curb your dog" sign, she realized she forgot her bags and went home to get them.

curb your dog by cleanup626 January 9, 2015

suck your dog 

A commonly used word by Saban alim when he is confronted with an insult

Callum: 'saban where's your dad?' Saban: 'ayy suck your dog'

suck your dog by Suck your dog April 5, 2016

Bill Nye your dog is bi

Phrase used after repeated alterations of "ur mum gay" have been used. Saying this phrase while simultaneously singing along with the theme of Bill Nye the Science Guy results in the God of Gender Judgement,John Cena, to obey 3 requests to permanently change a person's gender, thus never letting anyone identify them as something else again.

"ur mum gay"
"ur ancestors incestors"
"ur granny tranny"
"Bill Nye your dog is bi!"
*Silence Persists afterwards*
"OOOOOOOOO"

Bill Nye your dog is bi by BIGB990 May 25, 2018

national kiss your dog day 

you kiss your dog on this day. check, paw, head, lips, leg, etc.

guys! it’s national kiss your dog day. i’m gonna go kiss my dog on his head.

national kiss your dog day by lani knows best May 31, 2022